I just bit my lip while eating a bagel. And it hurt. A lot. A WHOLE lot.
So much that I stood there for about a minute, cursing myself on how stupid I must be... I mean, come ON... HOW many times have I chewed food? Haven't I mastered chewing yet???
After I ran out of things to call myself, I resumed the bagel eating. And you know what? I DID IT AGAIN!!!!
MAN ALIVE!
Has this happened to anyone else? I rarely bite my lip while eating (guess today was a fluke), but when I do, a second bite usually follows. I can't explain it, nor can I find the answer to this on the web. In the search field, I typed in "Why do we bite our lips while eating," and "Biting lips while eating" and the only thing worth mentioning that popped up was this question about a girl biting some guy's lip while kissing. It's a pretty funny read if you're bored... and judging by the excellent content of THIS blog, you're probably bored.
I'm serious, though... has anyone else ever done the double-lip-bite while eating? And if you have, do you know the answer to why this phenomenon occurs? Like I said, I should be a frikkin' Jedi at chewing now. Why would I mess THAT up? It's like messing up while blinking.
And now, simply because I don't know how else to end this tragedy of a post, here is a picture that made me laugh like a boy like Santa Claus on Prozac at Disneyland... getting laid...
The layout of this blog is a good indication that I haven't posted here lately... the blog editor SUCKS. What the heck is up with the different font styles and sizes??? I tried to "select all" and make them all the same size, but as you can see, my efforts were unsuccessful. And I'm too lazy this morning to figure this out.
Why can't people leave well enough alone? If it ain't broke, don't fix it. That should be MySpace's mantra.
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