THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY.
-How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?
5 boyfriends…do infatuated male friends and strangers count,lol? If so, make that 5,457..just kidding...not really...
-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
Of course.
-Are you crushin' on anybody?
Yes, you know him.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Yes.
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Never. They made themselves cry!Sissies!!!
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
You cannot be really happy with anyone, if you cannot be happy alone.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
Supposedly not, but a girl can never be too sure.
-What is your favorite thing(s) about the opposite sex?
Everything that a woman is not. Which actually ends up to be not much, lol.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Deniably, yes.
-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I plead the 5th.
-Talk to any of your ex's?
Yes. If you MUST stay away from them, then there are unresolved feelings...
-If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
No regrets.
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
The best.
-Have you ever dated some one that wasn't good to you?
Never. I give them the boot as soon as I see signs…
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
No. I don't need to use my hands…my words hurt as it is, haha!
-Have you dated someone older than you?
Not too much older.
-Younger?
Unfortunately, yes.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes, only if you are below high school age. Anything after is unforgiveable.
-Believe in love at first sight?
Yes.
-Do you want to get married?
Eventually.
-Do you have something to say to any of your ex's?
I love you, friend. You have taught me much.
-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Not that I know of. People can be such liars, you know…
-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
No,why would anyone?There are 6 billion people in this world...not exactly a shortage.
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
Yes, but there is life after love.