ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!".........

NO IT DOESNT



-TWO

To the people who have like 1,000 friends,
are you serious?
You don't know half of them......

You're stupid,
Go play in traffic.



-THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.



-FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.



-FIVE

Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
Appearently they don't want you on there.
ITS MYSPACE.
NOT YOURSPACE.



-SIX

Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!!!



-SEVEN

Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here. And Parents
quit blaming myspace for your kid being
a hooker, she was a hooker before
myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!



-EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.



-NINE

I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains




-TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!