i know a joe black... (edi's brother), and he dosen't talk like that...
but anyways... i feel your jaded sense of relationships... having been married, and sticking it out for two more years beyond it's useful life.... ain't the way to go. also did the 'head over heels' thing... twas fun, but she turned out to be a some what unstable, cheating bitch... alas broken heart, felt like a fool....... so maybe everything has a life of it's own, and not meant to be forever... maybe the key is to find some one you dig, and just enjoy it with out any imposed peramiters... without false pretense, (marragie=forever), or based on crazy animal lust (nothing wrong, but usually dosen't last long)...i think there is a great middle ground to be had... day to day i think is the key.
ps- i bettcha you do not suck at love at all... just dealt a crappy hand or two... -j

 

Um...yeah, I had a difficult time with that movie myself. But mostly because I've had better sex with my left hand than they had in the sex scene with the supposedly gorgeous (BLECCHHH!!!) Brad Pitt. And I'm right-handed :) That movie blows. BLOWS, I tell ya.

And I think most people get married for the insurance/tax break.
 

"Do you love him?"

"I love him like hell ma."

"Ah, that's too bad."

-Moonstruck.  That movie also said that love isn't about happyness, it's about being miserable, which is more or less what God put us here for.  Seems about right. 

 

Well, you know i've done the crazy obsessive "i cant live without you/head over heels" in love thing. it was amazing. i've never felt so happy and safe. EVER. I've come to realize that when things go to shit, its for a reason. either one of te people change emotionally, get distracted, or get fuckin lazy. for whatever reason, we all move on. Moving on time after time can get tedious and wear at you romantically (becomming jaded). I have since been more cautious to jump into the pool; checking the depth signs first. Some people just arent deserving of your full capacity of love. "Nobody will ever love you like i do." -Natalie Portman, Closer  Its the truth. Extraordinary women love in a completely different way than typical every day whores (tho we all love a raunchy rom in the hay every now and then). A woman like you has to find someone outrageous, caring, and willing to let go. Men just can't handle you, maybe thats it... who knows? We (all females) should go find all the sophisticated cave men left, and enjoy the roast duck with them, happily ever after.

**bows** {exits stage left}

 

I think we should just take a bit of advice from our friend holden-"The goddam movies. They can ruin you."

movies just try and inflict there foolish little make believe worlds into our brains and make us believe that this crap is all possible. quit watching movies with their bullshit love stories.  except for the ones where one of them dies or gets dumped in the end.

 

Tuth is you have to believe in love and believe you deserve love.  One must love to be loved.  One of the best statements that I have ever heard was.  "We only accept the love we think we deserve."   When someone finally accepts that they deserve true love and deserve it unconditionally then they can start loving and receiving love.
 

nobody cares and true love is not real anyway. you know how many times a day i fall in love ( depending on if i get drunk that day) and then its gone. love as many people as you can before its over, we can race if you want. swinger life, and what Craig said.