GUIDELINES TO READING JENNIFER (EOLIN'S) MOTR BLOG:
* If you don't know me by now, I seriously can't help you.
* I'm not kidding.
* You are a lost soul.
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The Auf'ing...
Kojii: "WHY is my designer ALWAYS auf'd? Why?I'm Irish! I am 'good luck' by nature!
Stupid America. Where's my whiskey?"
Goodbye, Nicolas.
YOU HOODIE HATING MONSTER FACE!
I kid! I kid!
Actually... No. No I don't kid.
To quote Robin Hood: Men in Tights: "Good riddance to bad rubbish."
"Please don't tell Jennifer (Eolin)
that Robin Hood doesn't actually wear a hoodie.
She will have a heart attack.
Plus she thinks I'm her king, and I'm okay with that.
Hubba hubba."
Happy travels, Nicolas.
Here's a little parting gift for your troubles:
"Go Greece Lightening!"
No need to thank me, Nicolas. No need.
Moving on...
On the runway, Katie lets us know that when she's been to Greece
she never saw ladies wearing pants-- especially out of MEN'S DRESS SUIT MATERIAL--
cuz it's "hot as hell there."
Katie: "Nicolas is whack, yo. Fo sho."
Back home, the models let off some steam:
Matar: "Has this show jumped the shark yet?"Kaylin: "Does Jane Fonda poop in the woods?"
(NOTE TO PRODUCERS: Katie is now giving soundbites in an outfit
that we've not seen yet... making me believe that it's from a future episode,
and that she's safe... therefore telling me the outcome of the next show.
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The next day, the models are sent to burlesque class!
Katie: "I love boas."
Tanisha: "Really? I'm afraid of snakes..."
Dammit, I am such a biddy.
While watching the girls do this, I pulled a muscle just sitting here.
There's now way I could do this.
My hips don't swing.
They just walk in a moderately straight line.
And crack and pop.
But that's it.
I ain't got no shimmy shimmy coco puffs.
Matar: "It's not armpit hair, Jennifer (Eolin)! It's shadow!"
Raise your hands if you're Sure!
I guess I'm obsessed with armpit humor today?
"I like this modeling thing. Thank you, genetics!"
ELIMINATION DAY:
The girls get ready... all in their own way.
"Nicolas taught me how to use concealer."
"Go as Yoda for Halloween, I will. Yeees!"
Kojii, worried about being sent home, instead focuses on the positive side of it.
If she's sent home, she can see her daughter and family again!
"I need to bring me lucky charms."
And I'd like to give the elimination a holiday themed name:
"Pumpkin Picking Day!"
Tee hee!
"If I never hear the words Pumpkin Pie again, it will still be too soon."
Heidi lets the designers know they can choose whomever they want,
unlike the last weeks where they HAD to switch it up.
Irina chooses Kaylin
Gordana picks Matar
Carol Hannah goes back with her model, Lisa
Althea goes back to Tanisha
Christopher loves his Katie!
Sigh... KOJII is in the bottom again?!?
Somebody explain this to me.
Logan has to pick between the two.
(When did he become the new Epperson??)
Logan chooses.... Kojii.
Bye, Celine...
"Crud."
I feel bad for Kojii as she's always chosen over the auf'd model,
and that can be really hard to deal with, I think.
I don't think I'd deal with it well.
(But then again I don't deal well when I am out of cheese.)
"Listen, lady. I may be 4 inches shorter than you, but I love you this much."
"I hear the New Old Biddy has this exact dress in green.I also hear she fills it out a bit more.
Neener, neener, NOB! No bra slop for me!"
NEXT WEEK ON MOTR:
The claws come out!
It's the last challenge before Bryant Park!
AHHHHH!