GUIDELINES TO READING JENNIFER (EOLIN'S) MOTR BLOG:
* Jennifer angry!
* Jennifer smash!
* DAMMIT!
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Why why why why why is Kojii always with the losing designer? Why?!
Kojii: "Dammiiiiiiiiit, Logan."
Logan: "Tell me about it."
Logan was auf'd even though Kojii worked that piece of Judy Jetson fuselage as though she were wearing the latest and greatest design from Paris.
She MADE this (horrible) outfit seem actually wearable.
Kojii: "Dammit, this is hard work making you look good."Logan: "No, I'm just this good looking on my own."
Kojii: "...Never mind..."
Sigh....
One weird thing that came out of the elimination though was that Gordana
blamed Matar's drab look on having, "too much hair."
WHAT?! How 'bout you styled it fugly, hmm?
"Dammit, I'm better than this."
I wish I had the problem of "too much hair."
That's like having the problems of "too much money," "too much love,"
and "too many dogs." Seriously.
In a sound bite, Katie reminds us that Logan is a person
and that's why everyone had a crush on him.
Uh...sure.
Logan: "I'm people on the inside, dammit."Carol Hannah: "Yeah, yeah. Whatever, Soylent Green, let's rut."
On the runway, Heidi congratulates the models for doing a fabulous job.
She especially calls out Kojii for her commitment to selling
Logan's atrocious outfit.
"Damn, the Kraut thinks I'm good! Hooray!"
Heidi asks the girls if there's any drama any more.
Tanisha tells her that "the drama left."
OH thee of little faith, Tanisha...
For behold the hurricane that's about to hit... Katie.
"Damn girls, you have NO idea what you're in for."
Katie tells us in a soundbite that double stick tape is not allowed
as it compromises the outfits the designers' made.
Apparently, Kaylin was having a problem with Meana Irina's dress
backstage before the show:
Kaylin:
"What happened to my nipples? Dammit! Are they gone forevers!"
Kaylin INSISTS that she took the tape off after the producers told her to.
But seriously, how do you go from the above picture to the runway
without the help of double stick tape?
"Gravity, be damned!"
Hmmmm.
Those boobs seem suspiciously secure, yes?
Back in the lounge, Tanisha gets "Dr. Phil" on Katie
and asks her about her body language.
"I don't like damn liars. And I shaved my pits.Thought I'd show them off a bit."
Kaylin: "Aren't dams native to Holland, Katie? I'm not Hollandian."Katie: "Holy dammit balls I want to hurt you."
Katie lets Kaylin know that she knows the tape was used
and that if Kaylin gets to Bryant Park, she'll be pissed.
I'd be pissed too... who knows which designer would have been auf'd
had the outfit not been taped.
OR...
Would that be an instant disqualification for Kaylin for breaking the rules?
Hmmmmm...
Back at the models' abode, Matar laments about her hair being too big.
(That's what she said!)
So she straightens it so as to be appealing to Gordana.
I wish I had these problems.... sigh....
ELMINATION DAY!
(I don't have a picture to illustrate this,
but anybody else find it suspicious that Heidi wears the same dress and hairstyle
for the debriefing of the models on the runway after the runway show...
and then the NEXT day for the model elimination?
Anybody? Am I alone?)
Sadly, elimination is predictable and frustrating
given the Kaylin situation.
Althea stays with Tanisha
Carol Hannah choses Lisa
Christopher love love loves his Katie
Meana sticks (HA!) with Kaylin
Gordana makes it seem like she's going Kojii...
but then choses Matar.
"Dammit. Insert sad face here."
Crap.
"Where did all these damn clothes come from...?"
"I hope nobody notices that I'm smuggling Logan home.Damn, those bowed legs take up some ROOM."
Kojii: "Dammit, I hate good-byes!"
Matar: "I'm so upset, I forgot to put on my damn pants."
Kojii: "Who is Jennifer (Eolin) going to make fun of now?"Jennifer (Eolin) - off screen: "DAMMIT!"
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