I sit here in The Twin Titties...awaiting stardom of some sort...awaiting for something to happen for The Fox...for the planet...for humanity...as you can see i am a bit on the existnetial side this morn. I can't help it, that is what coming home from Ms. Exotic World does to The Fox each and every of the three years that we have gone. We go to Vegas, we kick ass, we wow the wowable, we drink, we drug, we schmooze, Mya gets laid three or four times and then we come home. Then The Fox gets depressed and eats a couple of tons of bon bons and it's back to normal. Not this year though. I hate to say this but I feel like I missed out on a lot of rockstardom in Vegas. I missed making out with Miss Astrid, I missed grabbing Tigger's package, I missed the bump and grind party that inevitably occurs after hours and many drinks. What the fuck! Where the fuckity fuck was The Fox's debauchery? Stolen by The Palms!!!Those bastards! First no pasties, then the $12 drinks (fuck you assholes!), then the MTV spring break party, meatheads in madras, bitches in bikinis, and did I mention $12 RAIL drinks!!!! Fuck you assholes! Who do these people think we are? The Fox has spent all of her extra cash on fucking rhinestones, E6000, Silamide and fucking fake fur! How the fuck is The Fox supposed to tie one on with $12 drinks? I mean, I am a PROFESSIONAL! And at that rate it would cost me over $120 just to catch a buzz! Hells to the NO!!! I am so sorry for the early rant but I am just able to talk about this now...I have been traumatized since June 10th and just came out of the self induced drug induced coma.

Now there is something that came out of all of this...I got to watch 40 year olds sneak liquor into a venue for the first time since we all turned 21!! Jesus' Fucking Balls people! It was like the first time I got drunk on blackberry brandy in Sioux Fall SD watching The Hitcher with Jessie Smith and hoping to give him a blow job. But alas he turned out to be gay...I always knew he was way too well dressed...but I digress...The other thing that I got to experience, and this will go down in The Fox's hall of history let me tell you, is that Turan Satana grabbed my ass and I got to hear from Satan's Angel that all she REALLY REALLY wants is a white woman with a black woman's ass. Oh and this wonderful angel of hippidom gave The Fox a fine set of psychedelic mushrooms, some marijuana filled chocolate and the reset of The Fox's faith inhumanity...thank you fucking Jesus that I am not the only one desperately in need of a fat fucking joint.