(from my friend, marilyn bell, who works in a  daycare,)

I think I told you about Wolf:  he's 3, turning 4 in November.
There's another kid, Jamea, who is a special needs kid and she has
sort of a different look about her and different behaviours.  Anyway, here's
what Wolf said:

Wolf:  "I like all the girls."

Marilyn:  "Really?  That's good."

Wolf:  "Except Jamea.  She's not a real girl.  She's a pretend girl."

Marilyn:  "Jamea is real."

Wolf:  "No, she's not.  She doesn't have any vitamins."

Marilyn:  "What do you mean?"

Wolf:  "And she doesn't have a bum."

Marilyn:  "Yes, she does.  Everyone does."

Wolf:  "She doesn't."

Marilyn:  "Everyone has a bum.  Otherwise, they couldn't sit down."

Wolf thinks this is funny:  "She's still pretend.  We know that."

I can't change his mind.  Jamea has a totally normal bum.  Wolf says whatever comes
into his head.   His mom says he's still trying to figure out what school is.