Uh OH!!!! Can I Buy You A PEPSI? Thats the brand new pick-up line straight out of myrtle beach. You name it, 5 days of club hoppin, beach walkin, scooter cruisn fun. The trip started great with a step off time moved from 7 am to 3 am, thinkin we'd get 4 more hours of fun in.. au contraire mon ami. The first day was hell. Driving to our destination, Boberg's Uncles currently "renovated" house, the GPS lady takes us on a wild goose chase around town in circles. We swear we can just hear her laughing at us as she tells us to get off the highway, take two left turns and get right back on, lol. After getting there, I have a massive allergy attack to his cats. Looking like a stoner on acid we meet an already engaged hooters waitress, Rob (Boberg's friend) then breaks a crab leg, spilling the melted butter all over him and myself. We decide over dinner not to stay at his place. Driving from the other end of the state it's pouring rain and in stead of adding more money to our bill we decide to spend the night in our car behind a truck stop. Ahh gotta love it! The next day looked alot more promising moving into our room. But then again the GPS lady was back to haunt us (we blame her for everything that goes wrong on the trip). We walk into our room and the fridge doesnt work. Now the number one thing not to have is a broken fridge. We do alittle room searching and land a corner (bigger than normal) ocean view room!!! BONUS! The day went off with out a hitch for a change and that night we hit the town hard to club kryptonite where i met this chiquita from Kentucky. The was all fine an dandy till some buddys from good ol' Tenessee got booted! The next day we started the day off right with a 3 mile run on the beach scoping out the fresh meat. From here we hit the strip and purchased a Multi-Beer Drinking Catalyst . hittin a huge seafood buffet before we put it to use. That night was another great night meeting another babosis at the club Malibu! The clubs are awesome! Next night and day are pretty much the same except we got to test out the scooters on the strip. Only one thing to say about that, the ladies loved it! Left the next day finishing over 3 1/2 cases a "coke" meeting a few fine ladies and having the time of our life! Hey Can I Buy You PEPSI? Guys get lost! and remember... this is only a taste of what happened cuz what happens on spring break...... damn right!