Here are my tour dates for next Winter and Spring. This is a frighteningly extensive tour. It'll be a hybrid of my Edinburgh show (All The Thoughts I've Had Since I Was Born), a few 'old favourite' jokes, some brand new ones, some off-the-cuff bits, and a bit of confused rambling about whichever town I was in the night before.
We've tried to include quite a few places that often come up in 'why don't you ever come to...?' conversations. Even a couple suggested by people on Facebook. I am also revisiting some of my favourite venues. After this, I will tour Australia and New Zealand. Then have a short break before continuing with the rest of my life.
I hope you can come to one, some or even all fifty-odd of these shows.
Actually don't come to all of them. The magic would be shattered.
You should be able to get tickets direct from the venues for most of these shows.
The last thing to say is that, if you're thinking 'this is all very nice, but I'm not in Britain; I'm in Perth, Western Australia', you can see me all next week at the Playhouse.
Thanks everyone. MW
JANUARY 2009
14-15 Cambridge Junction
16 Birmingham Town Hall
17 Newbury Corn Exchange
20 Milton Keynes Stables
21 Oxford Playhouse
22-23 Warwick Arts
24 Lincoln Drill Hill
25 Maidstone Hazlitt
28 Swindon Wyvern
29 King's Lynn Corn Exchange
30 Reading Concert Hall
31 Canterbury Gulbenkian
FEBRUARY 2009
1 Portsmouth Wedgwood Rooms
4 Basingstoke Haymarket
5 Bath Komedia
6 Jersey Opera House
7-8 Leicester Y Theatre
9 Epsom Playhouse
17-18 Brighton Komedia
19 Stafford Gatehouse
20 Dundee Rep Theatre
21 Stirling MacRobert
22 Aylesbury Civic Centre
25 Derby Assembly Rooms
26 Bromsgrove Artrix
27 Nottingham Playhouse
28 Wakefield Theatre Royal
MARCH 2009
1 Leeds West Yorkshire Playhouse
4 Cheltenham Town Hall
5-7 Norwich Playhouse
8 Southampton Nuffield
9 Wycombe Town Hall
12 Runcorn Brindley
13 Stockton Arc
14 Durham Gala
15-16 Glasgow Tron
19 Sheffield Memorial Hall
20 Blackburn King George's Hall
21 Warrington Pyramid
22 Winchester Theatre Royal
25 Aberystwyth Arts Centre
26 Pontardawe Arts Centre
27-28 Cardiff Sherman
29 Salford Lowry
31 Maidenhead Norden Farm
APRIL 1
1 Maidenhead Norden Farm
2 Tunbridge Wells Trinity
3-4 Colchester Arts Centre
5 Bristol Tobacco Factory
(traditional Bristol end-of-tour special show)