The application for relationships
FIRST: LAST: ML:
ADDRESS:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
DATE OF BIRTH:
HIGHT:
HAIR COLOR:
EYE COLOR:
IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CHECK:
SINGLE SIZE BED
STAR WARS SHEETS
BAD BREATH
WHEN YOU KISS YOU ONLY USE YOUR TONGE
FUZZY DICE OR MINI DISCO BALL HANGING IN YOU CAR
CAN’T MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT
HAVE YOU EVER MISSED A DAY OF WORK
HAVE YOU BEEN OUR WITH A GIRL MORE THEN 4 TIME AND NEVER MADE A MOVE
EAT WITH YOUR FINGERS
BRAGING ABOUT SEXUAL PROWESS
CHECK OUT YOU REFLECTION IN A STORE WINDOW
DO YOU OWN A PUKA SHELL NECKLACE
THREE REFRENES FROM WOMEN THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WITH IN A RELATIONSHIP:
NAME:
TELEPHONE:
AGE:
NAME:
TELEPHONE:
AGE:
NAME:
TELEPHONE:
AGE:
WHEN TURNING THIS APPLICATION IN YOU MUST HAVE A LETTER OF RECOMADATION!
TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS ANSWER TRUTHFULY:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TESTED FOR STD’S?
IF SO WHEN WAS YOUR LAST TESTING?
HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAVE?
HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DOES YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THEN ONE PERSON ON THE SAME DAY?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU GONE WITH OUT HAVING SEX?
DO YOU LIKE LONG WALK WITH NO CONVERSATION?
WOULD YOU WATCH THE SUN COME UP TO JUST BE WITH ANOTHER PERSON?
IS THERE ANY MEDICAL HISTORY THAT WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
IF SO WHAT IS THE MEDICAL HISTORY?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND?
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN UP WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE IT WAS THE BEST FOR THE OTHER PARTY?
DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN AND IF SO HOW MANY?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORIT COLOR?
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?
IF YOU HAVE WHAT WAS THE REASONING FOR CHEATING?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED?
IF YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
WHAT IS YOUR DICK SIZE?
WHAT IS THE LONGEST REATIONSHIP YOU’VE BEEN IN?
DO YOU SMOKE?
DO YOU DRINK?
WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT OR PRIER EMPLOYER?
NAME:
TELEPHONE:
SUPERVISOR:
After filling out this application you will be contacted by upper Management if you meet qualifications … Thank you for Appling for you might have a chance in hell!