My friend's Jason and Tom (who work at Bottletree), along with myself, are often coming up with fictional band names who have rather inane and downright stupid singles coming out. I thought I'd put up one every once in a while. The band I came up today was: FUDGE BRICK and the single is: "WE ALL WANT TO BREAST FEED AND YO MAMMA IS THE BEST GAME IN TOWN." Feel free to add your own fictional bands and singles in the comment section of this blog.

Also, coming soon: new singles by:
Nuclear Front Butt,
Crab Claw Race,
Chaotic Good Paladin/Ranger Party,
Grassy Knoll Artifact,
Das Snowballen,
Pizza University,
Friction Biscuit,
Human Cat Nip,
Tito Plus Twenty,
Coven Mit,
Infinite Stallion,
Moth Fight Meets Mom's Peach Pie,
Sweet Mahognany,
Merlin's Mach 3 Razor,
Bread Loather,
Modie B. Slix,
Star Dry-humper,
Dude Injury,
Daddy's Little Date Raper,
Corndog Stick Darwinists
Beard Beard,
Feral Insanity,
Long Cancer Battle,
Polaroid of the Cyclops,
and Hobo Wars!

Help me. I still need a band for these singles: "IF PRANK CALLING HOMELESS PEOPLE MAKES ME A FIEND, THEN I GUESS I SHOULD STOP DOING IT."

Also, "SLEEP-WALK YOUR CRAZY, BROWN PAKISTANI ASS BACK UPSTAIRS SO I CAN SHARE MY WICCAN TESTIMONY WITH YOU!"

And, "MY SOLOFLEX PERSONAL EXERCISE MACHINE ISN'T WORTH AS MUCH AS IT WAS IN 1989."

Finally, "PLEASE TAKE THOSE DEAD PET HAMSTERS OUT OF YOUR RETARDED BROTHER'S 1ST BASEMAN'S GLOVE--WE'RE IN A FUCKING PETS SMART FOR CHRIST'S SAKES!"