| 1000 Questions -- The [Second] Longest ORIGINAL Survey on Bzoink (I made a longer one!) |
| =>This or That<= |
| Pie or cake?:: |
coke |
| Pie or 3.14159...?:: |
pi |
| Chocolate or vanilla?:: |
chocolatae |
| Black or white?:: |
black |
| Ceiling or floor?:: |
? floor? |
| Couch or bed?:: |
oOOOooo toss up... both are comfy |
| Cough or sneeze?:: |
sneeze |
| On or off?:: |
on |
| Closed or open?:: |
open |
| Brush or comb?:: |
comb? |
| Long or short?:: |
long for girls ^_^ |
| Big or small?:: |
big |
| Wet or dry?:: |
wet |
| Under or over?:: |
under? |
| Top or bottom?:: |
top |
| Fly or fall?:: |
fly |
| Smile or frown?:: |
smile |
| Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: |
joy |
| Hot or cold?:: |
hot |
| Warm or cool?:: |
warm |
| Rough or smooth?:: |
smooth |
| Cat or dog?:: |
doggie |
| Snake or bird?:: |
snake i guess |
| Shark or T-Rex?:: |
sharkie |
| Past or present?:: |
present i guess |
| Science fiction or fantasy?:: |
science fiction |
| Dull or sharp?:: |
sharp |
| Live forever or die young?:: |
eh... just as long as i live |
| Books or television?:: |
tele |
| Jump or skip?:: |
skip haha |
| Fast or slow?:: |
fash |
| Run or walk?:: |
drive |
| Guy or girl?:: |
girls please |
| Disney or Warner Brothers?:: |
disney i guess... although wb had animaniacs |
| Belle or Jasmine?:: |
jas |
| Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: |
who |
| Food or friends?:: |
friends |
| Colors or black and white?:: |
colors |
| Cute or pretty?:: |
cute |
| Good or evil?:: |
good |
| Fruits or vegetables?:: |
depends on what kind |
| Milk or juice?:: |
milk i guess |
| Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: |
hot choco |
| Beer or wine?:: |
wine |
| Movies or cartoons?:: |
movies that are cartoons |
| Pillow or blanket?:: |
blankee |
| Moon or stars?:: |
stars |
| Sky or sea?:: |
sky |
| Explode or implode?:: |
exploding stuff is fun |
| =>Odd Questions<= |
| What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: |
reddish? |
| Your foot?:: |
asianish? haha |
| Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: |
? |
| Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: |
what the fuck/ |
| Do you chew on your homework?:: |
yeah actually i did at times |
| Pencils?:: |
when i had them |
| Do you read the dictionary?:: |
no. dictionary dot com |
| Encyclopedia?:: |
wikipedia dot org |
| Atlas?:: |
google earth |
| Road map?:: |
yahoo maps |
| Do you memorize random facts?:: |
you can't lick your elbow |
| Do you stalk anyone?:: |
no... but i think jessica alba secretly wants me |
| Does anyone stalk you?:: |
again i think jessica alba secretly wants me... with jamie chung |
| Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: |
i think i actually did that once. |
| Do you dust your lawn?:: |
with a rake |
| Do you collect dust?:: |
in the vacuum cleaner |
| Lint?:: |
in the lint trap |
| Baby teeth?:: |
no. |
| Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: |
i'm a sexy bitch aren't i? |
| Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: |
that and drugs and gambling |
| Do you use lotion on your feet?:: |
eh |
| Do you have problems with Canadians?:: |
aye? nah... danny n is canadian |
| Mexicans?:: |
nah |
| Americans?:: |
native? they let me gamble when i was 18 |
| The French?:: |
oiu... damn language. |
| The English?:: |
run! the red coats |
| Have you ever played a kazoo?:: |
the little whistle thing? |
| Have you ever shot someone?:: |
paintballing is fun |
| Something?:: |
i like barettas and i want to shot a sniper gun. |
| How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: |
enough? |
| Jeans?:: |
5 i think |
| What ring size are you?:: |
the one that fits |
| Belt size?:: |
i derno |
| Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: |
no |
| Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: |
aaliyah poster is 03 i think |
| Do you eat a lot?:: |
used to |
| Do you get excited over cameras?:: |
if they have cool things |
| Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: |
i hate pickles |
| Poison?:: |
huh |
| Knives?:: |
actually butterfly knives are sick... and fun |
| Cheese?:: |
not a big fan |
| Penguins?:: |
yay penguins! |
| Bald people?:: |
haha... please don't be me |
| Scrawny African children?:: |
not angelina jolie |
| Midgets?:: |
weeman! |
| Pirates?:: |
arggggggggg |
| Corny jokes?:: |
stooopid |
| Are you a virgin?:: |
nope |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?:: |
a hermit? |
| Do you tie string to your teeth?:: |
::Shruggs:: |
| Do you bite yourself?:: |
sometimes |
| Cut yourself?:: |
no |
| Do you get cold sores often?:: |
no oral herpes for me |
| Do you have a cold right now?:: |
not really... but i'm cold. brrr |
| Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: |
no |
| Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: |
haha... yes |
| Do you have a twitching problem?:: |
my eye does at times. |
| Are you homicidal?:: |
like kill people... nah i don't think |
| What do you do on the computer?:: |
be bored. |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: |
no |
| Are you happy with your life?:: |
sure |
| Is everybody else happy with your life?:: |
probably not |
| Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: |
i don't think i've had that |
| Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: |
the tree i cut down was brown |
| How big is the universe?:: |
bigger than me |
| What's the logic behind your answer?:: |
if i'm in the universe it has to be bigger than me |
| How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: |
13 i think |
| What do you dream about?:: |
haven't remembered one in a while... that sucks. |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: |
no. again. |
| Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: |
haha. sadly yes |
| Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: |
never went... think it's kinda weird... tie rubber bands around my feet... and jump. |
| Do you have .. |
yes |
| MSN?:: |
no |
| YIM?:: |
huh |
| A Neopets account?:: |
that sounds weird |
| A Vampirefreaks account?:: |
are you kidding |
| A Quizilla account?:: |
no |
| A Bzoink account?:: |
just surffing |
| Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: |
eiw... bugs |
| Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: |
only to kill them all! |
| Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: |
i hadn't seen a ladybug in sooo long |
| Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: |
no, i would hope that they do breathe |
| Doesn't breathe?:: |
seen enough |
| Are you scared of anything at all?:: |
spiders |
| What?:: |
SPIDERS |
| Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: |
i don't understand |
| Do you have a life?:: |
no... i'm sad |
| Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: |
no |
| A webcam?:: |
thanks god no |
| A scanner?:: |
nope |
| A printer?:: |
haha. no |
| A cordless mouse?:: |
yes... 2 |
| Does your mouse light up?:: |
on the bottom... lasers! |
| Are you scared of mice?:: |
i don't think so... but red eyes are freaky |
| What kind of computer do you have?:: |
a stupid one |
| Were you ever physically abused?:: |
like hit. yes. |
| Verbally?:: |
of course |
| Sexually?:: |
no... i liked it. haha |
| Do you wish you were a fish?:: |
no. i am a shark. |
| A cat?:: |
meow. |
| A dog?:: |
arf |
| Do you have a cell phone?:: |
2 |
| What kind is it?:: |
sidekick 2, and nokia n92 |
| Do you weasel out of things?:: |
haha. yes. |
| Do your teachers like you?:: |
enough do |
| Do your parents like you?:: |
i don't know |
| Do your siblings like you?:: |
eh... when we don't talk |
| Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: |
i think so |
| Did you have a tail when you were born?:: |
i don't think so |
| Do you enjoy school?:: |
i liked to people watch |
| Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: |
under... brrrrr |
| Do you sleep in a bed?:: |
yes |
| Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: |
yes |
| Are you a packrat?:: |
? no? |
| Do you know HTML or CSS?:: |
no... i copy and paste after i edit. haha. lazy! |
| Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: |
just did. |
| Do you shy away from social situations?:: |
depends on what kind. |
| Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: |
hee hee shiny! |
| Are you at least attracted to them?:: |
? |
| Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: |
yes... money and gift certificates... and candy |
| Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: |
spoons? |
| Do you label other people?:: |
heehee yes... my job requires it. donkey, donkey, good player |
| Are you proud?:: |
enough... but i am humble |
| Do you like scrambled eggs?:: |
yes |
| =>How bad can I make you Look?<= |
| Do you wash your hands frequently?:: |
yes |
| Do you wet the bed?:: |
no |
| What age did you stop?:: |
i don't know |
| Do you lie a lot?:: |
not really |
| Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: |
no |
| Brush your hair?:: |
my hair isn't long enough to brush |
| Do you use deoderant?:: |
yes |
| Do you masturbate?:: |
no |
| How often?:: |
enough |
| Are you an alcoholic?:: |
drinking is bad |
| A druggie?:: |
no |
| Do you drink illegally?:: |
i am of legal age |
| Do you wear underwear?:: |
yes |
| Do you change your underwear frequently?:: |
yes |
| Are you a coward?:: |
no |
| A loser?:: |
when the cards don't come, yes. but average cards.. no |
| An idiot?:: |
a dork |
| Do you chatspeak?:: |
huh? |
| Are you a bad friend?:: |
no... i don't think |
| Are you untrustworthy?:: |
no i am trustworthy |
| Unreliable?:: |
no |
| Do you pick your nose?:: |
if there's something stuck up there |
| Are you imperfect?:: |
of course |
| Ugly?:: |
i'm good looking and happy damnit! |
| Do you have bad hair?:: |
i like my hair |
| A big nose?:: |
no... i think |
| Are you shallow?:: |
not really |
| Greedy?:: |
not as much as i should be... in my career choice |
| Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: |
no |
| Do you have any /important/ talents?:: |
i guess so |
| Do you burp often?:: |
no |
| Are you impolite?:: |
i don't think so |
| Disrespectful?:: |
definately no |
| Sadistic?:: |
i don't know what that means |
| Are you a pansy?:: |
no |
| Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: |
not really... i set the trends </TD> |
| Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: |
not really |
| Do you have buck teeth?:: |
no |
| Acne?:: |
no!!!!! |
| Mental illnesses?:: |
being a dork count? or dislexia |
| Are you fake?:: |
no... i like who i am |
| Does your breath smell?:: |
if i don't brush for days |
| Do you have a strong body odor?:: |
i hope not |
| Do you have bad teeth?:: |
i don't think so |
| Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: |
no |
| Are you overweight?:: |
underweight |
| Anorexic?:: |
no |
| Bulimic?:: |
no |
| Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: |
nope |
| A tattoo?:: |
not yet |
| Are you a wannabe?:: |
i hope not... i think i should be |
| Do you get bad grades?:: |
haha.. define bad... cause i did graduate |
| What's your IQ level?:: |
mean average of 156 |
| Are you a bad guesser?:: |
no i actually took like 7 tests... and that's what my average was |
| Are you slow?:: |
if i don't concentrate |
| Are you bad at reading people?:: |
no i'm really good at that |
| Are you too nice for your own good?:: |
yes |
| Do you have a lot of friends?:: |
eh... i want more |
| Do you give in easily?:: |
yeah |
| Are you stubborn?:: |
not really |
| Are you annoying?:: |
don't think so... people generally like me |
| Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: |
talking... eh sure why not. |
| Are you a necrophilliac?:: |
no |
| Are you incestuous?:: |
definition please |
| Is your room messy?:: |
right now |
| Do you make fun of other people?:: |
haha. yes. haha. |
| Do you respect your body?:: |
i think so |
| Are you arrogant?:: |
no |
| Do you have low self-esteem?:: |
not really |
| Are you unique?:: |
yes |
| Are your hands clammy?:: |
my laptop is getting hot.. this thing is long |
| Are you short?:: |
no i'm a taller asain! |
| Are you freakishly tall?:: |
no |
| Do you like Simple Plan?:: |
i think so |
| =>Beliefs<= |
| Do you believe in God?:: |
something made this |
| Do you believe in magic?:: |
yes |
| True love?:: |
yup |
| Heaven?:: |
i guess |
| Hell?:: |
yeah |
| Satan?:: |
does he have to be red? |
| The Lord and Lady?:: |
the king and queen? |
| The Goddess?:: |
jessica alba? yes |
| The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: |
they were good stories... i actually liked reading those |
| The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: |
like egyptian gods? |
| Are you an atheist?:: |
i guess |
| Agnostic?:: |
what's the difference again? |
| Do you believe in fairies?:: |
and sprites? no |
| Dragons?:: |
they were here i know it |
| Unicorns?:: |
never a fan |
| Gollums?:: |
is that a troll like thing? |
| Santa?:: |
toys! |
| The Easter Bunny?:: |
why does he hide eggs again? |
| The Tooth Fairy?:: |
its weird but why not |
| Pixies?:: |
like pixie sticks? yum |
| Phoenixes?:: |
the birds? |
| Elves?:: |
i don't think so |
| Dwarves?:: |
what's the difference? |
| Mermaids?:: |
arial is hot. haha. did i just say that? |
| Karma?:: |
yeah |
| Immortality?:: |
that would be fun |
| Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: |
i don't know anything about them |
| Mayan Gods?:: |
ditto again |
| Incan Gods?:: |
again ditto |
| Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: |
yeah... it only makes sense |
| Do you believe in life on other planets?:: |
it would be weird if there weren't |
| Do you believe in parallel universes?:: |
the possiblity is cool. |
| Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: |
there are black holes in space right? |
| Do you believe in Eternity?:: |
sure |
| Do you believe in evolution?:: |
yes |
| Do you believe in life after death?:: |
i don't know |
| What happens to us after we die?:: |
derno |
| Do you believe in superheroes?:: |
aquaman! he can talk to the fishies |
| Super villains?:: |
spiders are evil |
| Do you believe in Fate?:: |
you make it what you make it |
| That everything has a purpose?:: |
i hope not... i hope things sometimes just happen, cause there were no reasons for somethings i've seen |
| Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: |
no. faith |
| Sex?:: |
ooOOoo baby! |
| Love?:: |
isn't that a part of faith? |
| Success?:: |
no |
| Making yourself happy?:: |
i like to be happy |
| Making others happy?:: |
i like to make others happy |
| Religion?:: |
hence faith |
| Politics?:: |
no |
| Do you believe in miracles?:: |
sure |
| Angels?:: |
i wonder where mine is |
| Demons?:: |
evil as spiders |
| Ghosts?:: |
just like true love... not enough people see it |
| Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: |
yes |
| Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: |
yes |
| Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: |
yes |
| Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: |
yes |
| Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: |
at times |
| Do you believe that anything can happen?:: |
yes |
| =>The Basics<= |
| Name:: |
alan bao-nguyen ly |
| Age:: |
26 |
| Gender:: |
male |
| Happy with it?:: |
yeah why not? |
| Eye color:: |
brown |
| Happy with it?:: |
sure |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: |
greyish |
| Hair color:: |
black like a natural asian |
| Happy with it?:: |
sure |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: |
feria #56 |
| Hair length:: |
short |
| Hair style:: |
spikey |
| Have you ever dyed your hair?:: |
yes |
| What color?:: |
feria #56 |
| Do you dye your hair frequently?:: |
used to |
| Has it ever gotten damaged?:: |
burned the hell out of it... when i experimented with bleach |
| Are you clean-shaven?:: |
sure (wow i typed sure when i was thinking yes... weird) |
| What's your body type?:: |
skrawny |
| Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: |
long and slender |
| Thin or full lips?:: |
thin i guess |
| Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: |
thicker hair |
| Have you ever had lice?:: |
when i camped when i was a kid |
| How old were you?:: |
7 i think |
| Nicknames:: |
Junior Mints, Asian, Babyrounder, Caspar, Kid |
| Happy with them?:: |
sure |
| Aliases:: |
hey you? |
| What made you choose them?:: |
too many stories |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: |
wtf |
| Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: |
that's just weird |
| If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: |
... |
| What heritage does your first name imply?:: |
first name? i don't know |
| Middle name?:: |
viet |
| Last name?:: |
chink |
| Place of birth:: |
san jose cali |
| Date of birth:: |
9-12-80 |
| Nationality:: |
american? |
| Were you named after anyone?:: |
i don't think so |
| Who?:: |
derno |
| What side of the family does your name come from?:: |
first name? i don't know |
| Did your parents immigrate?:: |
yes |
| How about your grandparents?:: |
yes |
| Your great grandparents?:: |
no |
| Farther back into your family?:: |
well i guess they did |
| Where did they emmigrate from?:: |
viet |
| Where did they immigrate to?:: |
usa |
| Skin color:: |
asian |
| What's your facial structure like?:: |
? |
| Height:: |
5'10" but i can pass for 5'11" |
| Happy with it?:: |
sure |
| Weight:: |
134 when i'm soaking wet |
| Happy with it?:: |
wish i were 160 with meat |
| How old are your parents?:: |
50 somthing |
| What's your father's name?:: |
can |
| Your mother's?:: |
juliette |
| Do you have any siblings?:: |
roger |
| How old are they?:: |
30 |
| What are their names?:: |
roger |
| Do you get along with your family?:: |
when we e-mail |
| Do you wish they were different?:: |
used to it now |
| Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: |
with a yard stick |
| Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: |
not really. |
| Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: |
i think i had an uncle somewhere |
| If so, why?:: |
he scammed them or unknowingly got them scammed. |
| Who do you get along with most?:: |
derno |
| =>Favorites<= |
| Color:: |
blue... baby blue! |
| Month:: |
december... xmas |
| Year:: |
1999 |
| Decade:: |
90s i guess |
| Century:: |
i unnoe |
| Millenium:: |
this one? |
| Animal:: |
penguins, koalas, and monkeys! |
| Movie:: |
too many... just name something with jessica alba (Honey was hot) |
| Book:: |
da vinci code was good i guess |
| River:: |
the one where i get everyone's money |
| Lake:: |
tahoe? |
| Ocean:: |
where's the carribean? |
| Country:: |
here i geuss |
| City:: |
las vegas |
| State:: |
las vegas |
| Province:: |
las vegas |
| Place to go in your neighborhood:: |
casino |
| Person:: |
hmmm... good question |
| Relative:: |
grandmother... i miss her. she was the strongest |
| Pet:: |
i want my shiba |
| Actor:: |
i don't know |
| Actress:: |
jessica alba |
| Celebrity:: |
jessica alba |
| Musician:: |
aaliyah |
| Singer:: |
aaliyah |
| Band:: |
boyz ii men |
| Movie genre:: |
gangster |
| Book genre:: |
real enough reality i guess... if that makes sense |
| Play genre:: |
haven't been too one in a long time |
| Play:: |
i derno |
| Musical:: |
phantom was good |
| Poem:: |
sonet 26 i thnk. |
| Writer:: |
don't have one |
| Song:: |
right now i like "i wanna love you" akon |
| Sport:: |
poker a sport? |
| Drink:: |
coke i guess or lemonade |
| Food:: |
asian |
| Brand of cereal:: |
kix |
| Candy bar:: |
twix |
| Disney princess:: |
? |
| Disney prince:: |
? |
| Disney villain:: |
hades.. i know james woods |
| Disney character:: |
baby pegasus was cool |
| CD:: |
II |
| Director:: |
ron howard i guess... or bruckhimer? |
| Videogame:: |
guitar hero 2 right now |
| Computer game:: |
CS i guess |
| Game:: |
badugi |
| Board game:: |
... i don't know |
| Word game:: |
scribble |
| Clothing style:: |
i don't know |
| Truth or dare question:: |
who would you go out with? haha... wow... memories |
| Fairy tale:: |
mine |
| Lullaby:: |
mine |
| Holiday:: |
xmas |
| Mythological creature:: |
genie |
| Miscellaneous item:: |
car |
| Storybook character:: |
stu unger |
| Movie character:: |
frank abinaile jr. |
| Play character:: |
? |
| Musical character:: |
? |
| College:: |
the one that let me graduate. UCI baby |
| Football team:: |
sadly the raiders... now if they could win |
| Soccer team:: |
don't watch enough |
| Tennis player:: |
sharapova is cute |
| Hockey team:: |
SHARKS |
| Basketball team:: |
i liked the sixers but they just traded AI so... now... i don'tknow |
| Baseball team:: |
that's sooo boring |
| Swimmer:: |
the fuck? |
| Track star:: |
hu? |
| Vegetable:: |
broccoli i think |
| Fruit:: |
korean pears |
| Toothpaste brand:: |
colgate? |
| Type of computer:: |
a fast one |
| Medication:: |
zantac... i have a bad tummy |
| Poison:: |
? NOS |
| Type of sword:: |
katana |
| Type of gun:: |
baretta 9 mm |
| Planet:: |
earph |
| Space feature:: |
stars? |
| Breed of cat:: |
kittens |
| Dog:: |
shiba inu |
| Spider:: |
eiw... the dead kind |
| Fish:: |
nemo! |
| Penguin:: |
the ones on the coke commercials |
| Species of crustacean:: |
crab a crustacean? they're tasty |
| Arachnid:: |
dead kind |
| Insect:: |
i don't know |
| Pair of socks:: |
i forget |
| Scooby-Doo character:: |
scooby |
| Spongebob Squarepants character:: |
what's the star's name? |
| Quote:: |
without struggle, there is no progress - freddrick douglas... oh the papers that started with that quote |
| Adage:: |
what's that mean? |
| President:: |
clinton was cool |
| Astrological sign:: |
i don't know |
| Chinese zodiac sign:: |
monkey! |
| Number:: |
7 |
| Short story:: |
? |
| Word:: |
Word |
| Definition:: |
Steady persistence in adhering to a course of action, a belief, or a purpose, without regard to discouragement, opposition, or previous failure; steadfastness. - perseverence |
| Time period:: |
post moneymaker |
| Dictionary brand:: |
the dot com kind |
| Series of books:: |
super systems is the only series that comes to mind |
| Publishing company:: |
2 plus 2 i guess |
| Illustrator:: |
don't know |
| Artist:: |
i unnoe |
| Childhood story:: |
cs lewis i think |
| Childhood memory:: |
peper... our golden retriver |
| Facial expression:: |
smile |
| Serial killer:: |
i wanna know more about the zodiac killer |
| Medieval torture device:: |
chinese with a long thin peice of glass... and a hammer. |
| Instrument:: |
piano |
| Brand of chocolate:: |
herseys |
| Candy:: |
junior mints |
| Brand of candy:: |
Nestle |
| Time of day:: |
when i wake up... 3 pm ish |
| Codename Amour and Adori use:: |
what the hell |
| Letter:: |
A |
| Inside joke:: |
ice cube in pho |
| Joke:: |
the funny kind |
| Scent:: |
CKone takes me back |
| Onomotapoeia:: |
that word... ono mono pia |
| Alliteration:: |
i don't know what that means |
| =>The Ideal Mate<= |
| Hair color:: |
dark and streaked i guess |
| Hair length:: |
long |
| Hair style:: |
aaliyah layered i guess |
| Eye color:: |
brown... maybe greyish green |
| Skin color:: |
? |
| Any makeup?:: |
sure why not... just not a lot |
| Clothing style:: |
still love stretch pants... but whatever looks good on her |
| Shy or outgoing?:: |
either or |
| Happy or depressed?:: |
happy please |
| Funny or serious?:: |
funny always fun |
| Abusive or kind?:: |
kind |
| Respectful or perverted?:: |
respectful i guess |
| Completely describe their personality:: |
bubbly |
| This is another space if you need it:: |
one word is good enough |
| Ideal height:: |
a few inches shorter than me... 5'4" give or take a couple inches |
| Ideal weight:: |
poportionate |
| Body type:: |
slim |
| Completely describe their appearances:: |
jessica alba like or jamie chung like or meagan good like |
| This is another space if you need it:: |
i think that explains it pretty good |
| Cup size or condom size:: |
depends on her body |
| Masochistic or sadistic?:: |
i'm a slow person with big words |
| Conformist or nonconformist?:: |
doesn't matter |
| Artistic or athletic?:: |
both would be fine |
| Intellectual or unintelligent?:: |
i really don't like stupid people |
| Complex or simple?:: |
complex is fun... to simple is boring |
| What would their hobbies be?:: |
something interesting |
| Interests?:: |
something interesting |
| Obsessions:: |
me ^_^ |
| Would they hug you often?:: |
yes please |
| Kiss you often?:: |
sure |
| Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: |
not overly too much |
| Have you already found your ideal mate?:: |
i don't know. |
| Or as close as someone can get?:: |
possibly |
| Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: |
enough |
| Are you in love?:: |
... |
| What will you do together?:: |
be happy |
| Your ideal date:: |
with the ideal woman |
| Your ideal wedding:: |
the one where she's happiest |
| How many kids?:: |
2 maybe 3 |
| What will their names be?:: |
derno |
| What do you think they would look like?:: |
good |
| Will you even have kids?:: |
sure why not? |
| If not, why?:: |
why not? |
| Will you even get married?:: |
sure |
| If no, why?:: |
why wouldn't i? |
| Are you taken or single?:: |
single and hating it |
| =>Dislikes<= |
| Least favorite color:: |
doodoo orange |
| Animal:: |
spiders |
| Number:: |
44 |
| President:: |
bush is stupid |
| Actor:: |
don't have one i don't think |
| Actress:: |
i don't like drew berrymore |
| Director:: |
don't know enough about one |
| Celebrity:: |
nicole riche |
| Artist:: |
... |
| Illustrator:: |
i don't know |
| Poet:: |
don't know enough |
| Writer:: |
i can read? |
| Band:: |
i don't listen to what i don't like |
| Musician:: |
same as above |
| Singer:: |
who ever i don't like |
| Food:: |
chinese brocolli |
| Fruit:: |
banana |
| Vegetable:: |
cucumbers |
| Candy:: |
bad ones |
| Candy bar:: |
coconut stuff |
| Brand of chocolate:: |
dark dark chocolate |
| Skittles flavor:: |
ice cream yuck |
| Month:: |
don't have one |
| Year:: |
not really |
| Decade:: |
nope |
| Century:: |
that's jsut weird |
| Millenium:: |
again weird question |
| Era:: |
? |
| Time period:: |
these are getting weird |
| Battle of the Civil War:: |
what the fuck? |
| War:: |
where needless people die |
| Battle of WWII:: |
i am not a war freak |
| Battle of American Revolution:: |
this is stupid |
| Genius:: |
the one who slows down progess |
| Genus of plant:: |
the trees that i have to cut down right now are irritating |
| Flower:: |
i don't know. |
| Tree:: |
the one i'm cutting down |
| Hair color:: |
i'm not a fan of red hair... true red hair |
| Eye color:: |
red.. thats weird |
| Fairy tale:: |
pointless ones |
| Disney princess:: |
? |
| Disney villain:: |
derno |
| Disney prince:: |
? |
| Movie character:: |
steven segal in the movie that's on right now... it's boring... why am i watching it? |
| Play character:: |
? |
| Book character:: |
i don't read |
| Musical character:: |
? |
| Play:: |
? |
| Musical:: |
? |
| Person:: |
annoying ones |
| Brand of cereal:: |
i can't think of it |
| Brand of battery:: |
the leaking kind |
| Mental illness:: |
parkinsins. |
| Medication:: |
the ones that don't make me feel better |
| Serial killer:: |
i don't think i have one |
| Poison:: |
the one that kills someone i care about |
| Type of sword:: |
the knights kind |
| Type of gun:: |
puny 22s |
| Toothpaste brand:: |
the one that tastes like banana |
| Scent:: |
doodoo |
| Taste:: |
the one that doesn't taste good |
| Sound:: |
nails on a chalk board |
| Sexual position:: |
there's one that i don't like? |
| Article of clothing:: |
i don't know |
| =>What do you think Of...<= |
| Ugly people?:: |
not me |
| Pretty people?:: |
pretttttyyyy |
| Bald people?:: |
shiny |
| Scrawny African children?:: |
sad |
| Religion?:: |
some people need it |
| Politics?:: |
hypocritical |
| Abortion?:: |
a woman's choice |
| Church?:: |
some people need it |
| Separation of church and state?:: |
hasn't happen yet. |
| Blondes?:: |
interesting |
| Brunettes?:: |
why not |
| Redheads?:: |
not a fan |
| Mainstream rock?:: |
like pop rock? |
| Abercrombie?:: |
not a big fan |
| Pop music?:: |
it gets catchy |
| Classic rock?:: |
its ok |
| Roleplaying?:: |
oOo... cuff me baby |
| Emo music?:: |
what's emo again? |
| Ignorance?:: |
stupid people |
| Stupidity?:: |
stupid |
| Mental retardation?:: |
sucks |
| My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: |
who the fuck is that? |
| Friends?:: |
yay |
| Disrespect?:: |
stupid |
| Immaturity?:: |
depends to what degree |
| Republicans?:: |
narrow minded |
| Democrats?:: |
ok i guess |
| George W. Bush?:: |
stupid |
| Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: |
patient enough |
| My mom?:: |
she let you make this thign |
| Me?:: |
some of your questions are stupid |
| This survey?:: |
i started it an hour and a half ago |
| Dry walls?:: |
they don't hold my tvs well |
| Painted walls?:: |
i have to repaint them |
| Drugs?:: |
legalize them |
| Alcohol?:: |
control it |
| Prostitution?:: |
control it |
| Premarital sex?:: |
let it |
| Teenage sex?:: |
strap it first |
| People?:: |
| Your classmates?:: |
which ones? |
| Your co-workers?:: |
i don't work |
| Your school?:: |
i graduated |
| Your family?:: |
its who i was born to |
| My family?:: |
its who you were born to |
| Your mental health?:: |
eh good enough |
| My mental health?:: |
i don't know |
| Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: |
it happens |
| Your life?:: |
its going |
| My life?:: |
i don't know you |
| The color green?:: |
cha ching! |
| Pickles?:: |
yuck |
| Food?:: |
yum |
| Electricity?:: |
thank god |
| Niagra falls?:: |
its nice |
| Cataracts?:: |
the eye thing? |
| Bridges?:: |
they help |
| Braces?:: |
they work |
| Dictionairies?:: |
dot com |
| Television?:: |
yay tv |
| Fairy tales?:: |
eh |
| Hollywood?:: |
the movie stars |
| MTV?:: |
jamie chung... enough said |
| =>Currently...<= |
| What are you feeling?:: |
tired... and my hand hurts |
| Smelling?:: |
decent |
| Seeing?:: |
a computer screen and jerry mcguire |
| Hearing?:: |
jerry mcguire |
| Doing?:: |
this survey |
| Who are you talking to online?:: |
no one's up... it's 330am |
| On the phone?:: |
who's up? |
| What room of the house are you in?:: |
mine.. the big one |
| Are you cold?:: |
not really... weird |
| Bored?:: |
getting there |
| Warm?:: |
decent |
| Hot?:: |
no |
| Do you look nice?:: |
of course... it's me. alan |
| What are you wearing?:: |
uci jacket, jeans, |
| Are you eating anything?:: |
no |
| Drinking anything?:: |
water |
| What's your heart rate?:: |
normal |
| BMI?:: |
? |
| What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: |
in bed... so none |
| What are you wishing for?:: |
jamie chung |
| What are you worried about?:: |
money |
| Sad about?:: |
alone |
| Happy about?:: |
LA poker classic starts in 2 days... 1 day. |
| Angry about?:: |
waiting on my backer |
| Serious about?:: |
sleep |
| Laughing about?:: |
jerry mcguire |
| Talking about?:: |
no one's here |
| Typing about?:: |
this survey |
| =>Friends<= |
| Who are your friends?:: |
do i have to name them all? |
| Your best friends?:: |
nick kira |
| Who do you hang out with most?:: |
jenn matt |
| Who do you treat the best?:: |
kira |
| Who treats you the best?:: |
nick |
| Do you even have friends?:: |
yes |
| If so, why are you taking this survey?:: |
bored out of my mind |
| Who's the funny one?:: |
nick |
| The smart one?:: |
nick |
| The depressed one?:: |
jenn |
| The punk?:: |
jack |
| The goth?:: |
kira used to be |
| The prep?:: |
don't have one |
| The jock?:: |
jock? |
| The outcast?:: |
me! |
| The stupid one?:: |
me! |
| The one who you think will kill someone one day?:: |
none |
| The annoying one?:: |
... |
| The hyper one?:: |
we're all old now |
| The oblivious one?:: |
hee hee can't say |
| The romantic?:: |
me |
| The pervert?:: |
not sure |
| The content one?:: |
hmmm |
| The liar?:: |
.. |
| The cheapskate?:: |
we all are at times |
| The ominous one?:: |
ominious means what now? |
| The disrespectful one?:: |
is this over yet |
| The abusive one?:: |
we're good people |
| The hot one?:: |
susan's hot |
| The ugly one?:: |
that's mean |
| The one that hates you?:: |
i don't know |
| The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:: |
derno |
| The back-up one?:: |
? |
| The fighter?:: |
we can scrub if need be |
| The lover?:: |
all of us. i don't know |
| The hippie?:: |
define hippie |
| The druggie?:: |
not really |
| The alcoholic?:: |
not really anymore |
| The one that's recovering?:: |
we all have |
| The one that's in jail?:: |
danny... we miss danny |
| The one that is most likely to be in jail?:: |
danny... we miss danny |
| The one that's going to be executed?:: |
hopefully no one |
| The most likely to be murdered?:: |
no one... i hope |
| The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:: |
i don't know |
| The most likely to stay there forever?:: |
we'll see |
| The normal one?:: |
all of us are normal enough |
| The conformist?:: |
we all do to a degree |
| The nonconformist?:: |
we all are... kinda |
| The masochistic one?:: |
i unnoe |
| The sadistic one?:: |
i derno |
| The weird one?:: |
all of us |
| The musical one?:: |
nick i guess |
| The artistic one?:: |
... |
| The perfect one?:: |
me! jk. i derno |
| The literary genius?:: |
who reads? |
| The fugitive?:: |
most of us are |
| The juvenille delinquint?:: |
we all are |
| The Jewish one?:: |
HAHAHAHHAHAHA... but he's not a jew |
| The Christian one?:: |
i derno |
| The Buddhist one?::? |
| The Muslim one?:: |
::shruggs:: |
| The Hindu one?:: |
the indian one? |
| The Catholic one?:: |
there's a differnce... someone explain |
| The Wiccan one?:: |
what the fuck is that? |
| The atheist?:: |
me |
| The agnostic?:: |
what's that? |
| The cutter?:: |
D |
| The anorexic one?:: |
no one |
| The bulimic one?:: |
no one i hope |
| The skinny one?:: |
kira me matt jenn jack... everyone but nick haha |
| The thin one?:: |
what's the difference? |
| The fat one?:: |
nick. haha. jk |
| The obese one?:: |
? |
| The Satanic one?:: |
satan lover? |
| =>Have you Ever...<= |
| Gone on a cruise?:: |
3 |
| Beaten someone up?:: |
shhhh |
| Been beaten up?:: |
yar |
| Bullied someone?:: |
shhhh |
| Been bullied?:: |
yeah |
| Attempted suicide?:: |
no |
| Attempted murder?:: |
no |
| Nearly died?:: |
almost |
| Broken the law?:: |
shhhh |
| Stolen something?:: |
shhhh |
| Had an abortion?:: |
me boy... me no carry baby |
| Known the president?:: |
nah |
| Had an affair with the president?:: |
negative |
| Met a famous person?:: |
all the time |
| Masturbated?:: |
i guess |
| Gotten drunk?:: |
sure |
| Gotten high?:: |
sure |
| Had masochistic sex?:: |
? |
| Had an affair?:: |
nope |
| Been out of the country?:: |
yup |
| Out of state?:: |
yup |
| Out of your town?:: |
yup |
| Written a poem?:: |
yup |
| A story?:: |
yup |
| A novel?:: |
nope |
| A song?:: |
yup... i miss that ability.. i used to be good too |
| Gotten published?:: |
written stuff? no |
| Written a love poem?:: |
yup |
| Story?:: |
love story... no |
| Novel?:: |
no too long |
| Song?:: |
yup |
| Said that you hated the world?:: |
hated love? no |
| Finished school?:: |
for now |
| Flunked a grade?:: |
weirdly no. |
| Flunked a test?:: |
of course |
| Flunked a subject?:: |
of course |
| Read a book for enjoyment?:: |
yes i have! i'm sooo proud |
| Bungee jumped?:: |
nope |
| Skydived?:: |
that sounds like fun |
| Danced?:: |
not well |
| Been to a dance?:: |
in my younger days |
| Suba dived?:: |
i want to |
| Broken a bone?:: |
not yet |
| Gotten a nose bleed?:: |
of course |
| Had an orgasm?:: |
yup |
| Suffered from psychosis?:: |
don't think so |
| Wished you could get away with something?:: |
yeah |
| Thought of killing someone?:: |
i think so |
| Thought of killing yourself?:: |
not really |
| Saved someone's life?:: |
kinda |
| Saved your own?:: |
yup |
| Gone to the beach?:: |
yes |
| Gone fishing?:: |
yes... i wanna go right now too |
| Gone to an island?:: |
yup |
| Died in a dream?:: |
not yet.. always wake up before i do |
| Had a dream that came true?:: |
yes... its weird |
| Kissed someone in the rain?:: |
yup |
| Gotten pregnant?:: |
me guy. me get girls pregnant. |
| Eaten calamari?:: |
yes |
| Lobster?:: |
yum |
| Helped anybody during the holidays?:: |
my annual xmas good deed |
| Helped a stranger?:: |
yup |
| Kissed a stranger?:: |
yes i have |
| Hugged a stranger?:: |
yup |
| Had sex with a stranger?:: |
define stranger |
| =>Can You...<= |
| Kiss your elbow?:: |
it's impossible |
| Touch your nose with your tongue?:: |
with a little push |
| Stick your fist in your mouth?:: |
that's weird |
| Touch your toes?:: |
they tickle |
| Give away money?:: |
yup |
| Marry a family member?:: |
no |
| Hire an assassin?:: |
if i had to i guess |
| Get ahold of drugs?:: |
if i had to |
| Alcohol?:: |
can you alcohol? ooOo get it! haha. yes |
| Stay up all night?:: |
i am right now |
| Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: |
i sleep when the sun comes up |
| Finish this survey?:: |
i think i'm going to |
| Swim?:: |
yup |
| Draw well?:: |
no |
| Sing well?:: |
nope |
| Write well?:: |
i could i guess |
| Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: |
yeah. and that sounds like fun |
| Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: |
half hour? what size |
| Without milk?:: |
water ok? |
| Predict the future?:: |
yes |
| =>Would you Ever...<= |
| Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: |
i do all the time |
| A lover?:: |
of course |
| Give your life for a friend?:: |
yes... even a stranger |
| A lover?:: |
of course |
| Give your life to save a stranger's?:: |
yup |
| Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: |
=T |
| Sell yourself?:: |
i'm worth a lot! |
| Have cyber sex?:: |
spank me! |
| Real sex?:: |
yes... that's a weird question. |
| With who?:: |
mmmmm the list is long... but if you read this you ought to know |
| Here's an extra space if you need one:: |
jessica please, jamie please, meagan please |
| Lie to a friend?:: |
i have |
| Lie to your parents?:: |
i have |
| Lie to a lover?:: |
i've made a mistake |
| Steal from your parents?:: |
not really |
| Hug them in public?:: |
yup |
| Blow up your house?:: |
not on purpose |
| Abuse someone?:: |
not really |
| Use someone?:: |
dependss |
| Recommend this survey to a friend?:: |
probably not |
| =>Would you ever Be...<= |
| A fireman?:: |
i could |
| Policeman?:: |
when i was a kid i thought about it |
| Serial killer?:: |
it would be interesting |
| Doctor?:: |
i could now |
| Surgeon?:: |
but if i can't draw well... could i cut well? |
| Prostitute?:: |
i'm a sexy bitch |
| Playboy model?:: |
me no girl |
| Writer?:: |
not a successful one |
| Artist?:: |
abstract art i guess |
| Musician?:: |
someone teach me how to play and i'll do my best |
| Assassin?:: |
that would be interesting too |
| Ninja?:: |
i'm invisible! |
| Soldier?:: |
ninja. |
| President?:: |
no... that's too much power for me, and someone would kill me |
| Darth Vader?:: |
and lose my legs, arm, and burn to half death. no |
| Pilot?:: |
zoom zoom |
| Mortician?:: |
that's weird |
| Forensic scientist?:: |
that would be fun |
| Detective?:: |
i think i could. |
| Lawyer?:: |
i hate reading tho |
| Drug-dealer?:: |
i could do it |
| Pirate?:: |
yarrg! |
| Box-carrier?:: |
done that |
| Store clerk?:: |
done that |
| Banker?:: |
monopoly! |
| Criminal?:: |
been that |
| Target?:: |
been that too |
| Professional wrestler?:: |
no... not my thing. |
| Tennis player?:: |
that's a lot of running |
| Rapper?:: |
yo yo no |
| Country singer?:: |
sorry i have a normal kind of life |
| Pop star?:: |
i'm sexy |
| Actor?:: |
i've been asked... oddly enough |
| Plastic surgeon?:: |
but if i can't cut in a straight line. |
| =>Why...<= |
| Is the sky blue?:: |
the ocean? |
| Is the world round?:: |
cause it spins! |
| Is the world unfair?:: |
if you let it be |
| Are most people selfish?:: |
to a degree we all are |
| Impolite?:: |
they don't know any better |
| Disrespectful?:: |
again they don't know any better |
| Conforming?:: |
it's an impulse to fit in |
| Are there religions?:: |
people need to believe in something |
| Theories?:: |
to make sense of things |
| Opinions?:: |
cause people think different ways |
| Are humans so intelligent?:: |
who said we all are? |
| Do we need air?:: |
to breathe |
| Do we age?:: |
cause we get older |
| Do we die?:: |
cause we stop living |
| Can't pigs fly?:: |
they don't have wings |
| Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:: |
because people like to eat aged milk |
| Swiss?:: |
someone thought it up |
| American?:: |
we wanted our own |
| Are you taking this?:: |
cause now it's been 2 hours on this damn survey |
| =>When was the last Time...<= |
| You brushed your teeth?:: |
this morning |
| Took a shower?:: |
this afternoon |
| Ate?:: |
5 hours ago |
| Drank?:: |
20 minutes ago i took a swig of water |
| Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: |
wow... it's been a while |
| Took a pill?:: |
yesterday i think |
| Smoked?:: |
been a real long time |
| You got your photograph taken?:: |
a couple weeks ago |
| You got caught doing something bad?:: |
define bad. |
| Had sex?:: |
with someone? haha |
| Dyed your hair?:: |
month |
| Hurt someone physically?:: |
a while |
| Hurt someone emotionally?:: |
not that while |
| Did your homework?:: |
i always work |
| Hung out with your friends?:: |
last week i guess |
| Got drunk?:: |
really really really long time (11 odd years) |
| Got high?:: |
same |
| Said: |
last time said? |
| Said: |
last time said? |
| Took a survey?:: |
yesterday |
| Won a contest?:: |
last week |
| Went out on a date?:: |
been a while |
| Had a strong sexual drive?:: |
. |
| =>Word Association<= |
| Bed.: |
time |
| Curtains.: |
dark |
| Lights.: |
out |
| Music.: |
on |
| Candles.: |
nice |
| Closet.: |
clothes |
| Door.: |
closed |
| Window.: |
closed |
| Onomotapoeia.: |
that a funny sound |
| Dog.: |
cat |
| Cat.: |
meow |
| Egypt.: |
sphynx thing |
| Corey.: |
feldman? |
| Mirror.: |
glass |
| Case.: |
closed |
| Cage.: |
bird |
| Cave.: |
man |
| Nutella.: |
bella |
| Bird.: |
man |
| Bear.: |
polar |
| Death.: |
star |
| Life.: |
story |
| White.: |
house |
| Black.: |
jack |
| Personality.: |
quiz |
| Pickle.: |
yuck |
| Dilemna.: |
nelly ft kelly rowland |
| Love.: |
jones |
| Liberal.: |
arts |
| Conservative.: |
fucks |
| Ball.: |
boy |
| Moderate.: |
times |
| Inept.: |
people |
| THE END. Congratulations. |
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