1. When someone notices you have a booger before you do.
2. Sean Hannity is still on TV.
3. People who walk around in public with a blank stare while mouth breathing.
4. When there's not quite enough sushi left for the beer remaining, so you order more sushi and then run out of beer.
5. Cell phone talking dickheads that make you have to wait a whole 'nother cycle while trying to make a left.
6. When individually wrapped slices of cheddar begin to harden around the edges because the ziplock packaging you purchased them in malfunctions.
7. Tattoos that mar the beauty of otherwise lovely cleavage.
8. "All Scratched Up" by Down By Law. I'm as responsible as anyone for that record but I can't listen to it. Really, I just tried. "Punkrockacademyfightsong" rocks though. Dave Smalley sings his ass off in front of the best band he ever had.
9. Marty Feldman tits. Think about it.
10. Anything sticky on my fingers. Syrup or honey or even jam. Drives me fucking crazy.
