I have a new wishlist available full of delicious foot-based treats:
http://www.sub-shop.com/list-view.aspx?list=B45FE662-EC73-4A6A-B843-3F0540ABFA43
If you think you have what it takes to honour the tired, aching feet of someone much more worthy than you (you sad little freaks), then prove it to me. Buy me gifts. And if I think you have done yourself proud, I will treat you with a little gift... something like this:
Now, stop reading this and find something interesting to do, weirdos.