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A man has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off
1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of
all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is
VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always
love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her
with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught
or fcks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be
happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves
to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey
gets called 5 or 6 times a day.
Drawback of Wifey,
she loves public displays of affection...which might intefere with the
acquisition of a Side Piece.
2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a
very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey,
but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place.
Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now
and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but thats as far as
it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really
fcks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has
been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she
tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the
Side Piece.
Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is
extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the
same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even
know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.
3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex
other
pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some or some
late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at
work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He
can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that
only happens one week during the month.
Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends
are either Wifey's or Jump Offs.
Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other
somehow...we kinda think there is a sidepiecenetwork.com or something.
Try
to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.
4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is
trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesnt
know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is
with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname
because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only
recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only,
when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her
baby's father.
The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she
is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you
and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting
you in the mall when you are with Wifey.
(something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing
about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.
girls.... which one do u think u are and why?...
blokes... lol i never made dis up its just sum shit sombody emailed me... lemme kno ya views..
bless
11:32 AM
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