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City: Cagliari
Country: IT
Signup Date: 1/27/2005

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 
To all you non-italian readers: the Italian tour reports always end with a list of famous (or infamous) quotes from the tour crew and bands. It's only fair, that you also enjoy some of these quotes. So here goes. A "best of" collection of tour quotes:

"I have a girlfriend… and if you have a boyfriend too… then it's not really cheating if you go to bed with me." - Anonymous

"I wouldn't even give this guy my hand and he is preparing burgers for us" - Anonymous

"I cant believe it. 3 years ago I ate in this joint, and I thought I would never come back. It was too crappy…. And here I am once again…" - Guf

"Kiss me, kiss me" - one guy to another in the bus
"Kiss my brother, he is gay!" - second guy to the first guy
"I don't kiss gay men!" - first guy to second guy again

"What a smell… and it was only a burp… if I farted now, France would declare war at Italy" - Fabio

"We saw an UFO!" - 3 drunk Swedish guys

"What soap do I need to wash my clothes?"
"I think napalm would be best" - Raphael

"First the bastards farts and THEN he leaves the bus" - Michele

"This is my boyfriend" - girl to Chaoswave member
"Nono, I don't have a boyfriend" - same girl, but 3 liters of beer later

"Please give me something of yours" - Female fan to Raphael
"You can have my phone number" - Raphael

"To feel water in the ass again is just amazing" - Anonymous Italian

"While you are sleeping in your bunk tonight, remember that I will be lying in my bed… wanking!" - Martin the merch boy

"You Swedish people are good at making war, but we Romanians are good at making love" - some guy talking to Tom

"This is Michele, he is very shy, but he is a beautiful Italian man" - Raphael presents Michele to 2 cute girls

"I have had 25 girlfriends, and I have cheated on… EVERYONE" - Anonymous

"Do you shit?" - Raphael
Carmine

 
where's do you shit?

 
Posted by Carmine on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 6:07 AM
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CHAOSWAVE

 
There it is ;)

 
Posted by CHAOSWAVE on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 3:43 PM
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