THE FUNNY ONES!!
Zoolander-
Matilda: I became....
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic
Dereck: You can read minds?

Magutu: Hansel, he's so hot right now, Hansel

Derek: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two finnish dwarfs and the maori tribesman, where i felt, Wow i could really spend my life with this woman.

Larry: Damnit Derek im a coal miner, not a professional film and television actor.

Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy-
Ron: Your so wise. Your like my miniture buddha, covered with hair.

Brian Fantana: Thats the smell of desire my lady.

Brian Fantana: Take it easy champ. Why dont you stop talking for a while.

Veronica: You look like a blueberry.

Ron: She pointed to her boobies.

Ron: I want to be on you.

Brian Fantana: Ron, where are you?
Ron: Im in a glass cage of emotion.

Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish

Ron: I'm Ron Burgundy, go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Ron: You are a smelly pirate hooker!
Veronica: You look like a blueberry!
Ron: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica: Well, you have bad hair.
Ron: [insulted] What did you say?
Veronica: I said...your hair...looks stupid!
Ron: Thats it i cant work with this woman.

Ron: The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...

Sgt Bilko-
Bilko: All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

What about Bob-
Bob: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

Annie Hall-
Woody: Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

AIRPLANE-
Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!-DR. STRANGELOVE