Ok, I work at walmart, which there's alot to be said and has been said about it, but whatever. Here are a few things that go on when I'm there that are a continual thing..well especially the one where I work at. First, young ass bitches that come into wal-mart thare about to have a baby and are ENTIRELY too young to be spreading their legs open for some dumb young fuck who happened to find the right hole but at the time didn't have a fucking condom and the girl wasn't on any type of birth control at that time either but didn't care cuz they were under the influence of either alcohol or some drug, OR were just straight up just having sex to have sex not giving a fuck about whether or not they produce the next stupid little fucker that will do the exact same thing. Also a good majority of these young bitches smoke while their pregnant, now don't get it twiztid, I'm not hating on smoking just the fact that stupid bitches like that can't simply stop smoking as soon as they find out that they're pregnant, that's not fresh, starting your spawn off early to shit like that. To me smoking anything while your pregnant whether it's a cig, crack or a friggin tail pipe it ain't cool to do that shit SO STOP IT DUMB HOE! Also at differnt times I see differnt ages but mostly 18+ chicks and guys standing in front of the pregancy tests section looking at them, but I never see them picking out which condom to use, just which pregnancy test to use so they can get the quickest result to see if they are pregnant or if they got nothing to worry about which if the dude would have just wacked his pudd, the girl kept her legs closed OR if they would think before they act it all could have happened when it's supposed to. I constantly find empty pregnancy tes on the shelves all throughout the store randomly, and I just laugh. Mullets, I got much love for a mullet. BUT, only if and only if you properly maintain your FRIGGIN MULLET. If you can name a type of mullet(which there are many different types of them) I've seen it in my store being worn by males, females, and even little children. I actually shedded a tear when I saw this one kid that comes in the store constantly with his family and he had a mullet, then one day he came in and it was gone, I almost it, but it was kewl that he moved on and got his head straight. And I don't care what the rules about retail says, the customer isn't always right and I'll tell them to the face and I could care less about what would happen when they tell a manager cuz if they ask me my name I'll hand them my name badge and walk with them to a manager and I wouldn't be punished cuz I don't care. Also, most of the time if there's something on the shelf that isn't there, it's either in the backroom, on order or on a pallet I don't feel like getting to cuz it would take too long to get cuz you impatient ass customers can't wait 10 minutes for me to get it down. I hate liars, and I hate people that lie to my face when you know your lying and I know your lying and you act like your not lying, wtf....Also, if someone has a stuttering problem never..ever tell them to slow down and think about what they're going to say, that just makes them more eager to get the words out of their mouth, patience, try it. I used to and still often stutter but only when I really have no clue what the hell to say or have so many different ways I should say something that I can't figure out which way to say. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, I've angered myself I'm going to play something or draw. PEACE!
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