Ben Affleck can play you, Jennifer Garner can play me, Demi Moore can play Pakize, Arnold would of course be Rob, Kal Penn as Nubz, Diane Lane as Jen, Lucy Liu as Allysa, James Caviezel as Dan, John Cuszak as Costa, Fabio as Brian Cannon, Edward Norton for Jason, Billie Joe Armstrong as Cosman, Christan Slater is Barry, and Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks can be Barry's girlfriend. Wow. That was fun, I really put a lot of thought into that. *GASP* I ACTUALLY SPENT TIME THINKING!!!
 

well, you would play you, and the same will be done with everyone else, BUT!! FOR ME, I WILL FLY IN A PRO...JIM CAREY! that way everyone will seem low budget, yet i will have a pro playing me... altho, if this movie went big, maybe i'd get famous people to play all of you, and i would be me, that way I'd be famous, i guess it depends on how the movie gets publicity.... so lets recap shall we?..........

either:
A. everyone's themselves except me, which shall be played by jim carey (this will be the low budget movie)
B. Everyone will be played by famous people except my character, which shall be played by me so as to make me famous (big budget hollywood movie)

yea... this is what you should do... get too it...
 

All i know is that i either want Ashlee Simpson to play me (and when i went thew my red head faze ... Lindsay Lohan!!) and my boyfriend can be Jesse McCartney, and you can be Freddy Prince Jr. and then ill fall in love with you... and we will get marred and have kids and they will be the olsen twins.... and we wont let them get to skinny.... lol
But who would play my mom..... someone cool....
or Jason.... oh man i couldnt even think
HA ill have to think about this one!!!
 

We could do a children's movie too--cast you as Tinky Winky, Me as Po, Audrey as La La, and Rob as Dipsy. Rob can be the creepy baby Sun, and everyone else will be a plastic tree. OR you could be Barney and the rest of us will be the kids barney molests! Ha that settles it.
 

wait typo Dan is Dipsy
 

who would play you...hrmm i think i'd have some unknown play you....no i think i'd have micheal vartan play you..but he'd have to dye his hair brown...but it'd be cool...for me...well since i think Angelina Jolie rocks she'd play me or Jessica Alba...i haven't figured it out yet.. but there would be car chases like no other and i would save your ass from the cops...like i did last time ;-)
 

ewie, i just threw up in my mouth...i really didn't need to picture that mark...

 

"and for me...Reese Witherspoon."

 

I'm sorry, but Reese Witherspoon is not a fat whale, so the portrayal would be completely false.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
 

i will play myself since im so great at it. i will be a memorable character because i will kill your step brother.