This year (as usual) has an assload of movies trying to kill use one Goober at a time. Breakin' it down:

Ghost Rider: I saw it opening night. It was good but not great. Man-Thing was better and if you haven't seen Man-Thing you're proving my point.

300: fuck Frank Miller in his comic book hating ass. He's credited as a "graphic novelist". Remember, his "graphic" style looks like he has Parkinson's  and "All-Star God-Damn Batman & Decoy the Boy Hostage" certainly is (was) a novelity. God, I wish he'd read this...

Spider-Man 3: Seeing it but not excited, more like brand loyality. I didn't really like the last one but...

Didn't see it, didn't miss much from what I was told.

F4 & the Silver Surfer: Wow, I'm actually looking forward to this for more than just Alba. It seriously may by the best movie of the summer. Surfs up.

Worth every penny and second. The Silver Surfer cried like a baby when tortured

Transformers: if you don't know how I feel about TF's you're reading the wrong blog (see my heroes). At this point my nostaliga is even able to overpower the shear terror that is Michael Bay remolding my childhood. Pearl Harbor, people.

Hmm... BEST MOVIE EVER!!!

Harry Potter & the Gravity Bong(?): seeing it and I'm probably going to love it but this is the first Potter movie that one of my ex-girl friends didn't tell me about years ago so I'm going in blind.

I really liked it. Thumbs up! In Deathly Hallows, Harry dies and comes back to life again like 20 pages later!

Shrek the 3rd: seeing it during school hours. Shrek is wasted on children.

Meh, okay.

the Simpsons: I'm kinda on the fence about this one. The show hasn't been good in, like, a decade, but I'm reminded of Beavis and Butthead Do America. Awesome & hilarious movie from a show I never liked.

Awesome! Still singing Spider Pig. Best Episode Ever!!!

Is there a Pirates of the Caribean(?) movie this year? Probably, so I'll see it and it'll be just like the first two: it'll drag into really awesomeness.

Didn't see it. Pirating copy. ARRRR!

Now I'm probably forgeting more movies than I listed but if I overlooked it I'll never see it anyway. Hell, I still haven't seen half of last years movies (Clerks 2, Snakes on a Plane, the two magician movies, etc.) I only do things like this because when I was younger, I went to at least one movie a week and saw a lot of crap. Event Horizon comes to mind. If anybody reads this, heed my advice on the movies selected. If you disagree with anything I said: Fuck You.

It's your $8.50

Now $9.00