I was singing this song in hopes for something "special" in the Report... Alas, there was no mention of Derek Sanderson Jeter but it was fun anyway...

Sorry, no music but you know the tune!

12 Names of Mitchell

With 12 Days left 'til Christmas, Senator Mitchell gave to me:

Waiting is the hardest part

12 backup catchers syringing

11 utility infielders 'roiding

10 pitchers buying HGH over the internet

9 guys who "used it for injuries"

8 Scott Boras clients

7 non power-hitting first basemen

6 or more would have been Hall of Famers

5 All-Stars on 'the cream'

4 guys we already knew about

3 players who just got traded

2 guys it didn't help

... and an All-Star shortstop with 4 rings!!!