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Current mood:  impervious
The Village Greene in Smithville just had it's very first show in "The Music On The Greene" series. It was so strikingly out of place in a town that always seems to pander to the 55 and older crowd. It was loud. It was energetic. It was so undeniably refreshing that Lucy and I couldn't peel the smiles from our faces. It was as if our musty little town took off it's granny dress and changed into jeans and Chucks. But, if it were up to a few of our neighbors, it would have been the last show. Smithville's notorious petulant crack pots demanded that the show be stopped immediately. Simply put, some of our neighbors hate us. They fear we will corrupt their children. They fear we will change Smithville. They fear we will bring an undesirable element to Smithville (that means you). Some of our neighbors hate YOU. They hate your music. They hate your hair. They hate your clothes. These hateful, fearful, small-minded, pinch-faced,ugly,old,bitter, miserable MOTHERFUCKERS think they can impose their personal taste on the entire town with bully tactics. They think they can force their will through intimidation. Now for the really funny part: Wanna know who these tough guys are? It's a couple of soccer moms with below average intelligence and an old man.
When you're done laughing, read on.
Yeah, we laughed too. In fact, we're still laughing. But seriously. This is your town too. It doesn't just belong to the soccer moms and the zombified geriatrics. They may out number you--but you can run faster...and you dress better . So, come out and support Music On The Greene. It's free...it's cool...and it will teach those fuckers not to mess with Underground!
Curious to know what shop owners are rallying against you and your favorite store? Decorum prevents me from naming them here. But, ask me. I'll be happy to tell you. Knowledge is power!
1:23 PM
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