Congradulations to you, the enlightened persons reading this blog entry. This is murderlands first blog entry and if we had it our way, it would be your last. Unfortuantly, the united states' current position on recreational murder is decidedly anti so until we get the signitures needed to change the constitution we will be unable to actualy murder any of you. Bear in mind, you are still perfectly welcome to kill yourself at any of our concerts, just give us some advance notice so we can bring you up on stage and give you a drum roll and you can fill out a waiver granting us free reign over your corpse once you are done with it. Moving on from our second favorite topic, we turn to our first, playing really badass music. You may be wondering, "Yeah, these guys seem totaly sweet but I don't actualy know what they sound like?" Well, that's because, like a good blood letting, forming one of the greatest bands of all time dosen't happen overnight. We have several songs which should be recorded and put up here in the near future and at the same time we are working on finalizing our roster but trust us, it kicks ass. No emo, no bullshit and no keyboards. Until next time, Hail Satan