A song me and Mr Hump Jones created back during the 'Jesus On Ice' Tour. This is gonna be the B Side of my first single release for Divinus Lacuna Theatrum. Enjoy:

(Devastate)
spitting game on the stage and after-a-verse
this natural-flirt knew that i could capture-a-skirt
attracted-at-first to a girl in front-of-the-crowd
obnoxious-and-loud and but always left me lost-in-her-smile
i reached-for-her-hand she said she-was-a-fan
no need-to-advance cause she didn't wanna cheat-on-her-man
no reason-to-chance plus his best friend-was-her-ride
i sensed-that-she-lied and then i saw her leave-with-a-band
the next two quickly shot down my worthless-attempts
with a perfect-defense, so i deserted-my-quest
i turned-and-stepped towards the door and thats where i met
a secretary type with a purple-dress turtleneck
she expressed that she was attracted-to-dudes
who rapped-and-produced and she dug my passionate-tunes
she said that i, deserved a back-rub-in-her-pool
i told h jones i was heading back-to-her-room
We arrived, no hesitation, stop-or-a-pause
she fondeled-my-balls and then placed my cock-in-her-jaws
She asked for bondage; still in awe-from-the-head
i walked-to-the-bed and let her cuff my arms-and-my-legs
she screamed out and demanded i repent-for-my-wrongs
against women, then i saw the tent-in-her-thong
she then hit me with a swift, kick-to-the-hips
she tightened my wrists then aimed her dick-for-my-lips
and she sang:

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(Hump Jones)
thats a great hook, this verse is a bad-movie
the short story of my first and last-groupie
and it begins the way it always-does
getting way to drunk at a shitty college-club
did a shitty college show, but that-was-enough
to have this gorgeous gypsy attacking-my-junk
walked 50 blocks to my tiny-apartment
hoping she won't notice the flies-and-the-garbage
which was kinda-retarded, we're both dumb-wasted
she hits the bathroom and walks out buck-naked
and i was young, and dumb enough-to-psyched
all focused on foreplay and touching-her-right
but she told me to stop, got awkward-and-blushed
and said "i don't wanna be touched just throttled-and-fucked"
i said "what?" even though i know-what-she-said
i'm just tryna buy some time cause i'm over-my-head
i played along, cause there was nothing i could say
until she starts telling me to punch her in her face
uh...save to say the moment-was-over
i'm now completely limp, and totally-sober
going to sleep, feeling stupid-and-depressed
then wake up at 3 with her puking-on-my-chest
and this was just the begining of a long night
with this little ghost girl watching it all, like:

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