I've heard it said that if you believe your good reviews, then you have to believe the bad ones, too. Plus, it's human nature to revel in the misery and failure of others (see: Reality TV).

But, me? I just sit back and laugh, thinking to myself, "You'd never say that to my face, because I could kick your ass."

So let's spend a few moments reading the constructive criticism delivered from the holy mount of taste-making by College Radio Music Directors, shall we?



"To tell you the truth... I really don't like his voice."
- Anna Waluk, WHUS

"Worst album [Fanatic Promotion] ever sent us... 'I'm Sick of Your Shit', here's some constructive criticism: STOP MAKING MUSIC."
- KCPR, San Luis Obispo, CA

"[Bedlam Nights] wasn't very good."
- Mike Rominiecki, WUPX

"The vocals were too weird and the songs that weren't swear-y, I just didn't like much."
- KWCR, Ogden, UT


BUT MY PERSONAL FAVORITE IS....

"He definitely looks like a badass, this guy must be the most depressing hard rock dude ever, i have this image of coke and strippers and everything, he should play a house party here... and cover Andrew W.K."
- Kevin Sears, KXZY

Man, you can't PAY people to write gems like that!