I am on day 3 of a 28 day tour with James Keelaghan. In our Vancouver hotel, Jim mentioned that he always checks under the mattress of his bed, and spouting off a list of some of his great under the mattress finds, we lifted my mattress. There were two porn mags! I could hardly believe it! Not quite the find I was hoping for, but a find none the less.

The next night in Duncan I eagerly got into my hotel room and checked under my matress, but no luck. However the evening festivities did not end there... I was asleep in my locked hotel room at 2:00 am that night when I was awoken by all the lights in my room turning on. I bolted awake and there was this native woman standing in my room looking at me with as shocked an expression on her face as I was wearing on mine. She muttered something about being sorry and made a hasty retreat. I wasn't sure what had just happened, and was trying to convince myself it was a dream, when I noticed the lights were still on. It was for real. I went and turned the deadbolt in my door, flipped the lightswitch off, and went back to sleep.

The next morning I began telling Hugh this story, and before I could hardly launch into it, he asked me if a woman had been in my room the night before and then said it was all because of him. Let me explain... I guess his phone kept ringing but nobody was there when he answered it, so he'd hang it up and it would just start ringing again. So by 2 in the morning he'd had enough of this and he called the front desk and the woman said he had a message, but couldn't give him directions on how to get the message. Apparently he needed the phone instruction card, which wasn't in his dek drawer. So she went to look for one... in my room!

And so the tour begins. I will write more as the adventure unfolds!