These are supposedly 40 questions no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them with what comes to mind first.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
-"Oh dear gawd!!!! There's an azn in mah house!!! Get the bazooka! Quickly, get the freakin' bazooooka!!!!!"
2. When is the next time you will make out?
-Right nao. With the scary azn in the mirror.......he told me that he would take my soul if he didn't have his way with me. Eh he's kinda hawt anyways.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?
-Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisfuck!!!
4. What's your favorite planet?
-The planet Ninjatron under my bed next to my pills.
5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?
-Death, i told him that it was over between us but he just keeps pushing and pushing me. I can't believe he got me with that old "I'll take your soul!!!" pickup line. That was soooo yesteryear.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
-The sounds of Sean screaming as i stabbed him with a spork.......hey! that was alliteration just there!
7. What shirt are you wearing right now?
-ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!! Clothing is for the weakminded. *runs down to Carl's Jr. nekkid*
8. What do you "label" yourself as?
-RANDOM INSANE CRAZY AZN EMO RAVER SLUT.........for christ.
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
-Did i mention i was nekkid???? *runs down to Krispy Kreme nekkid with a spork in my left hand*
10. Bright or dark room?
-Dark of course! Strobe lights and glowsticking in the light is just stupid. Plus, it captures the atmosphere better for when i cut my wrists.
11. What do you think about the person who last took the survey?
-He's fat and hairy and diseased and did i mention fat? and white and a hoe and i still luv him. *stabs him with a spork* mwahaha
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
-Release rabid Kirbies into the room and set it on fire. Then i would place both beds vertical and sandwich myself between them with no possible way to breath or escape. its perfect.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
-having a crazy azn rave party with my rabid Kirbies. *releases the Kirbies* DANCE DANCE DAAAAANNCE!!!!!@!
(>^_^)> <(O_O<) (>O_o)> <(*_*<) (>ò_ó)> <(†_†<) (>º_º)>
<(^o^)> <(X_X)> (>^_(>O_O)>!!! *end of the Kirby dance*
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
-"I know what you did last summer!" Great >_> i thought i did a good job covering up my prostitution summer job. Eh, a little herpes is worth the money.
15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
-Me singing Fergilicious on a messed up Karaoke mic after have 16 shots of Tequila, 3 Screwdrivers, 8 Hurricanes, 6 Snakebites, 4 Stingers, 7 Zombies, and 14 Kamikazes. My gawd that is some goooood stuff.
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
-"Don't go there gurlfriend!!!"
17. Who told you they loved you last?
-Some hobo i passed by on the way to work at Hooter's, right before i set him on fire and stole his money.
18. Last furry thing you petted?
-Sean's leg and Anthony's arm
19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
-Let's see here.....Crack, heroin, angel dust, ecstasy, crystal meth, marijuana, black hole, peyote, crackers (not you, sean), morpho, coco snow, opium.......*5 min later* fizzies, venus, and most recently some Roofies cuz the hawt azn guy in the mirror told me they were altoids >_> Stupid me.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
-18,000,839,902,819 all pictures of brownies, cookies, me eating cookies and/or brownies, me throwing cookies and/or brownies at people, me stabbing people with cookies and/or brownies, and giant cookie / brownie monsters.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
-15 = super voice changing powers, super emotionz, super rebellion, super eating powers, super randomosity and insanity powers, and most importantly SUPER AZN POWERS (just assume i got them at 15)
22. Your worst enemy?
-The Giant Enemy Crab living under my bed terrorizing Ninjatron....you sick little crustacean! What did those poor innocent Ninjas ever do to you!!?!!?!? *releases super teen emotion powerz*
23. What is your current desktop picture?
-The picture of a giant ninja kirby fighting off a giant enemy crab in the middle of tokyo with little cherry blossom petals flying everywhere and azn people in the background cheering with sporks and fortune cookies.
24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
-"Shhhh! shhhhh........quiet, my love, it'll aaallllll be over sooon. >:D"
25. What's the last thing someone said to you?
-"Hey there sweet thang. You want summa this? It's gonna cost you bout 5 dollas baby." O_O *stares at the mirror* umm okay
26. Do you love someone?
-Too dangerous. My love would burn a hole through whoever it's focused on. ;_; .......my precious brownie! Gone! GONE FOREVER!
27. Last song you listened to?
->_> Fergilicious. I didn't choose it ! I swear! T....to the A...to S T E Y ..... ack stop it stop it! Get outta mah head!
28. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at, what would you do?
-Mwahahaahhaahah! Er....i mean...DUCK and COVER! STOP, DROP, and ROLL!!!
30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
-Oh yes....i absolutely LOVE shaving fat hairy men .... >_> someone needs new ideas.
31. What are your favorite Pjs?
-A giant garbage bag with a jet pack and an automated nunchuk attacking system.
32. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
-Run from the spirits of those that i've killed and/or eaten.
33. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
-Yeah. Athony was shooting his white beams of light at me during Lunch cause i stabbed him in the ankle with a pen.
34. How old do you think you'll live to be?
-Until the government realizes that i'm the one that has been stealing all their cookies and brownies.
35. Have you ever been to www.*********.com?
-OMG OMG OMG That is like my most favorest website EVAR!!!! Those ******* are soooooo kewl!
36. List five things you want to do in your lifetime
-take the soul of a little girl
-learn how to blow shit up with my mind >_> oh wait i can already do that.......
-roundhouse kick a fat kid in the spleeeeen
-ride inside a Ninja Kangaroooo's pouch
-learn how to pull frying pans, golf clubs, tennis rackets, mushroom people, and beets out of my dress, just like Peach!
37. What do you put on your hamburgers?
-Cyanide and polonium. Some poison a day keeps the doctor away. Also they kinda taste like a pikachu.
38. Do you eat raw hot dogs?
-Of course. I like my dogs alive and kickin'. just like my victims >:)
39. Do you like sushi?
-OMG I'm azn....OF COURSE I DOES!!!! *runs down to japanese restaurant nekkid* Gimme your fishies or-or-----or i'll put my clothes back on!!!! I swear i'll do it!!! .... "thanks..." *devours the sushieees*
40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
-WOW WHAT A GREEEEAAAT FINAL QUESTION!!! >_> ......eh, i dont put salad dressing, chocolate fudge and whipped cream is soooooo much better. *grabs some whipped cream and chocolate fudge while still running around nekkid*