And so the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers Blog begins again.

This past Monday, the 4th of December, we were treated to the most amazing run of all time.  Bloodery Nipples granted all of us the opportunity to participate in some drinking games while enjoying the full moon.  The run began near the corner of Stockdale and Buena Vista.  About 17 Hashers joined in on the run.  Boa Cuntlicker made an appearance after leaving us with Beaver Cleaver for the Right Coast last summer.  She came to Bakersfield to see us all while Beaver has been deployed to Pakistan for a year.  Semper Fi Marine! 

The first leg of the run was filled with much complaining, pissing, and moaning.  All of the hashers were needed to find the way, as this run was busting at the seams with twists, turns, and amazing course changes.  Everyone was treated to Pabst Blue Ribbon and a rousing game of Quarters at the first Beer Check.  Everyone was broken up into teams of 4.  Two teams to a table.  Each Hasher was given a cup of sweet Ambrosia and the first of each team got a quarter.  The first contestant had to chug their beer, grab the quarter, and bounce it into the now emptied cup.  Once that task was completed, the second player could drink down, grab the quarter, and bounce the coin into the cup.  The team to complete all four quarter in cup missions was allowed to choose either to drink a beer or make the losing team drink.

After the awesomeness of Quarters, the run was again afoot.  The trail crossed through some great Shiggy and into the Riverbed of the Killer Kern.  The Full Moon cast an amazing light down upon all and showed them the way without use of flashlights.  The Hashers soon found their way to the second Beer Check where they were treated to an enlivened round of Beer Golf.  Bloodery Nipples gave an impressive demonstration of how the game would be played.  Each team would chug a beer, crush it, and then hit the can for distance with the provided 5-Iron.  No Hair Where was able to raise his team to victory with and amazing reverse/left-handed swing.  No team was able to get within 10 yards of Bloodery's crushed can.  After more beer, Exhibit Whore's tossing of the 5-Iron, and some more pissing, the hashers were sent On-In for the celebratory Down Downs.

Bloodery Nipples was given a Hero's like welcoming into the circle for his Kick Ass trail.  Other crimes where doled out, the Hashit was bestowed to Exhibit, and more imbibing of beer rounded out the run.  All in all, everyone was exhausted, bloodied, and a little aroused by Bloodery's Full Moon Competition Run.

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