Hello Wankers and welcome to the latest installment of the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers MySpace Blog. Today I will be discussing our recent run from our RA, Limp Noids. The run started out from the Don Hart Drive East parking lot. It was a beautiful night and many of the Bako Wankers were feeling a little cold. The beer was cold and plentiful so the complaints were soon ignored. Limp Noids had only one bit of information for the run. We were to be on the lookout for a Historical marker on trail. With that, Limpy was off with a ten minute head start.
After some more beer consumption and cold weather complaints, the Hashers went running off to catch their flour laden Hare. Away they went across Stockdale waiting patiently on the sidewalk for a moment of traffic calm and then again on the median for a chance to cross the busy highway. Once on trail across the thoroughfare, the Hounds ended up in the pit next to the CSUB soundstage where they found a Turtle Check. Commander Cockoff went off to find true trail. Soon enough we were off on trail. After about 20 checks and a fence vagina, the Hashers were rewarded with their first Beer Check of the night in an empty field of the CSUB Sports complex area. Mommy Queerest was there to help out with the beer can pick up.
The next leg of the run had another 20 or so checks and a few more fence crossings. The FRBs were a somewhat whistle shy and soon the pack was spread out with the rear running Harriers getting their panties in a wad. Everyone soon caught up to each other at a very large fence crossing. Most of the Hounds were in denial that "Fence shy" Limpy would have the Hash cross such in imposing barricade. The trail did cross the chain link wall and all were soon across and off in search of beer. The second beer check was soon found near the corner of Stockdale and Calloway.
The final leg of the trail wound its way through the Kern River riverbed, dirt bike trail, and bike trail. All found their way back to the A for an enlivening round of Down Downs. Limp Noids explained the Historical marker was the Turtle Check in the pit. This supposedly was the site of the very first Turtle Check for the Bako Harriers some 4 years ago. The crimes included peeing on trail (nearly half of the Wankers were guilty), Titty Pity Beads (for Josie and the Pussy Warts at Mardi Gras), and Stretching (Bako newcomer Excrementos). The Down Downs ended on a high note with two name bestowments. Hasher Irma is no more, she will now be known as Spema LaDouch. Hasher Sam also ended his namelessness with the assigning of Peter Swellers for his recent bout with Poison Ivy in the Crotchal region. Josie and the Pussy Warts also was able to hand off the beloved Hashit after finding it in the garbage from Cum Pond W, wearing it to Mardi Gras, and adding a giant pair of panties.
Peter Swellers was the proud recipient of the Hashit. With the Down Downs completed, the group found their way to Rusty's for some nourishment and libations.
I hope you all enjoyed the latest update from the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers. Feel free to leave any glowing comments.
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