The Bizarre Ball is only three days away! The alternative party of 2009 is taking place on October 17 at the SeOne club in London, incredible value for money, and it's going to blow your tiny mind. Click here to see last year’s Bizarre Ball shenanigans

With only three days to go please be sure to get your tickets RIGHT NOW to guarantee your entry. For all you latecomers tickets will be available on the door.

Click here to buy your tickets

Click here to download your programme and take with you

Please remember to bring photographic ID (passport, driving license national ID card, provisional driving license, SIA card, or citizen card), under SeOne's new security policy anyone without ID will be refused entry.

And don't forget to tell your friends!

 

This year's line-up is even more stellar than last year. Truly, the greatest show on earth.

Doors will open at 8pm with ALL stages to commence at 9.30pm. Be sure to get there in plenty of time as the main doors will be closed at 12.30am.

MAIN STAGE

Electric Eel Shock

Our headline band will be psycho-crazy rockers Electric Eel Shock! Their legendary live show will leave your senses reeling, your ears ringing, and your eyes rolling!

The Circus of Horrors

All new acts for the 2009 Ball!

Frank Sidebottom

Big head strikes again!

Des O'Connor

He's the host we love the most!

Jonny Woo

Bonkers, eye-popping perfomance art!

Fancy Chance

Alternative Miss World 2009 in exclusive Bizarre show!

The Vivid Angel

A titanic tsunami of vaudeville thrills and freak show chills!

Syban V

Sultry, sexy, strange!

The Baron and Missy Macabre

Super freaks go wild!

The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing

Steampunk shenanigans!

The Lipsinkers

The best lip-synching troupe ion the planet in an exclusive metal and rock routine!

DOMINATRIX CORNER

Come and get your arse whipped and whupped by some of the most experienced dommes in the business including:

* Mistress Absolute

* Miss Slide Rules

* The Earl and Tank Girl

* Mistress Scarlet

* Mistress Jezebel

* Miss Whiplash

PLUS!

* Pretty Pervy inflatable latex animal walkabouts!

* Furries!

* Jane Doe fashion! Extra goodness!

FREE BOOK

Courtesy of Headpress Books every ball-goer will receive a free book!

And not a rubbish one either!

DRESS CODE

Dress to impress - you can turn up in jeans and a T-shirt but you might feel out of place. Think fetish, rock n' roll, mods, dandies, fops, wenches, furries, leather, pirates, latex, uniforms, militaria, horror, medical, clowns, weird, dark, colourful but most importantly, FUN!

LUCHA BRITANNIA STAGE

Mexican Wrestlers

Bone crunching Lucha battles in a full-size wrestling ring!

Crazy White Sean

The demented Dutchman who put the original 'ass' into 'jackass' is flying in from Amsterdam for one night only!

Pariah Circus

Stilt-walkin', fire-eatin' freak action!

Mamzelle Fifi

Circus starlet and vaudeville vixen!

Morrigan Hel and Sophia Landi

Super slinky, super sexy freak show!

Bunny Bam-Bam

The blood-lappin' lapin!

Chilli Boom

Thrills and astonishing gravity-defying skills!

STEAMPUNK ROOM

Andrew O'Neill

Steampunk standup and 'occult comedian'!

Thomas Truax

Home-made instruments and great tunes!

Rufus Dayglo

Have your picture drawn by the Tank Girl artist!

Frank Sanazi

Ol' Blue Eyes meets ol' toothbrush 'tash!

Vicky Butterfly

In a very special steampunk burlesque act!

Come into My Parlour

A crazy crew of eccentric Victorian characters are ready to meet, greet, and potentially EAT you!

Chilli Boom

Thrills and astonishing gravity-defying skills!

EXTREME ROOM

Around 1.30am on the night of the Bizarre Ball, the Steampunk Room will transform into something a little darker, sinister and, well, sick...

Featuring a 30-minute show from the incredible Psycho Cyborgs, expect suspensions, hardcore piercing, blood, gore and lots of power tools from Samppa Von Cyborg and his utterly fearless crew, a fierce foursome for whom the word 'pain' has no meaning.

This will be the Psycho Cyborgs only British show of 2009, so make sure you stay sober until 1.30am on the night to catch its exquisite – and exclusive - mayhem!

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