Well.......it's been a while, but now we're in the middle of our summer hiatus. There's no excuse not to share a laugh with you. There never is, of course, so here we go.

A guy walks into a fish mongers with an enormous cod under his arm. "Do you sell fish cakes?"He asks. "Certainly". Replies the fishmonger. "Thank goodness for that" Says the guy, looking at the cod. " It's his birthday".

A door to door salesman knocks on a door. It is answered by a small boy who asks, in a whisper. "What do you want?" The salesman, thinking this was a game, whispers back " Is your daddy home?" "Yes, but he's very busy". "Your mother then?"asks the salesman, still in a whisper. "Yes, she's home too, but she's also very busy". "Grandparents?" "Oh yes, but they're just as busy as everyone else". "Big brothers and sisters? "Yes they're here, but very,very busy".
  The salesman is now beginning to get a little exasperated, but he is desperate top make a sale, so he continues with the game. "Are there any other adults in the house?" "There are two policemen and a fireman in the house, and several neighbours and a few aunts and uncles", replies the youngster, quiet as a mouse. "And are they all busy too?' whispers the salesman. "Absolutely" says the small boy. "What on earth are all these people doing in your house that's making them so busy, may I ask?"  "They're looking for me".


  That's it for now. As usual, stay well. Till the next time.
                                                   Slainte.