Hello there chuckle seekers,
  how are you all doing out there? We're just preparing for our 2009 European tour which is going to take us from Milan , in the south, all the way up to northern Denmark. Have a look at our concert listings, we may be coming to a city/ town/ village/ hamlet near you.
  In the meantime, here's something that, hopefully, will tickle your giggle buds.

  A very old couple die suddenly in a car crash, they arrive at the pearly gates where, having lived an exceptionally good life, they are ushered through customs with all haste.
  They are met by their guide who, firstly, takes them to their new abode, a palatial house with a breath taking garden, swimming pool, fountains, exotic birds, and an entrance to a mind blowingly fabulous golf course.
  They notice that there is no kitchen in the house. This is, as their guide explains,         " because you'll be eating in the buffet of the golf club, which is open 24 hours a day. It's completely free, as is a round of golf, and the chefs are, as I hope you expect, of legendary status, from every golden era of culinary delight."
   The couple visit the restaurant and they're looking round the, naturally , all you can eat buffet. The husband sees, laid out, sumptuously, before his eyes, everything his heart desired. Desserts, from every corner of the globe, piled with cream or swimming in syrup, red meat fried in lard, french fries, the juiciest gourmet burgers, coq au vin, curries from the orient, omelettes of all descriptions, bacon, thickly buttered vegetables. The list is infinite.  
   In here,explains the guide, " no-one gets ill or fat. You simply eat what, when, and as much as you like."
   At that, the old guy goes into a fit of rage. He glares at his wife and yells " If it hadn't been for your sodding awful, stinkin' bran muffins, I could have been here 20 years ago!"

   Mmmmmmmmm. Doesn't it just put you in the mood for a deep fried pizza? Yummy!
                                   Till next time. Take care, and eat well.
                                                       Slainte.
                                                          Roy.