how funny is it that I try and be smart with the whole mr. smalltext thing and it totally backfired...the small is big and the big is small...oh well....three cheers for me
 

NewsFLASH: Despite the inconsistency in his statements and his use of "SMALLTEXT" having backfired like a farting buffalo....Mr. Hansen has once again proven that his dry wit and ability to express himself authentically has paid off with legions of adoring fans. Following on the coattails of illustrious self-confessional artists like John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher (as well as one lessor known evil - The Malevolent Empress - who talks about herself CONSTANTLY in an effort to gain fame), Matthew is taking to Twitter and Blogging like a ship on water. We look forward to the day when the video taken in Caspar is released to the public, barring Matthew's penchant for worrying ceaselessly about his hair, which may prevent the video (we know the camera adds like 30lbs even to hair) from being shown publically until Matthew is no longer with us. Nevertheless, the pompoms and cheerleading outfit are out and raring to go for this young pup....who will soon be seen on cruiseships, flaunting his mankini and doing bits as "himself" running the coffee cart on episodes of "The Office." We understand Mr. Hansen is really good with the extra foam...women are known to flock to him specifically for foaming. Although he has been publically quoted as needing to cut back on this activity due to demand.
-AP News
 

that was some funny shit g...