There was a time in my life
When I used to pick my nose.
I don't anymore.

There was a time in my life
When I would burp and not say "Excuse me".
I don't anymore.

There was a time in my life
When I got in trouble for saying a bad word.
I don't anymore.

There was a time in my life
When I would beg not to take a bath.
I don't take baths anymore.

There was a time in my life
When I was crazy about baseball.
I'm not anymore.

There was a time in my life
When I was scared to walk in the dark.
I wish I wasn't anymore.

There was a time in my life
When I wore diapers.
Sadly, I don't anymore.

There was a time in my life
When I thought that money came from the bank.
I don't anymore.

There was a time in my life
When I was interested in this poem.
I'm not anymore.