A PLOT AGAINST GLAMOUR?
How Personal ! Damned, Al Qaeda...Now, they can fly planes into buildings and bomb hotel buildings, but when it come to trying to apprehend my beautification, I will joing the fight against TERROR-ISNT. A great depression may be upon us, but I am going to face it glamourous! I will take part in the rape, pillage and chaos of this cosmetic infestation and then, bomb you with fashion and then some. Be prepared for my wrath of Revlon, and caked face full of Sephora, because it''s not going to happen.
How will our mothers be faced with the factt they cannot pile TONS of blotted mascara on there 6 year beauty pagaent childs eyes to blind them from what society really thinks inside. how will Miss America be able to look glamourous with no lip stick as she she speaks nonsense to a panel full of lip plumped faggots that seem to know it all these days? How will a tranny face a day of prostitution if they cannot even look a man in the eyes without looking her prettiest? ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
I Will walk into this WAR ON BEAUTY dressed like a hooker from the 80's armed with my Wigo Jade hair straightener and a pallet of NC30 concealer (no flaw goes Un-noticed.) Being an American is stressful enough as it is, so therefor my roots cannot show. Do not confiscate my bottle of Starry Night, and have me face my gun happy American society, without Botox, lip plumper or waxing. For if you do, do not be suprised if my black president invades your country; based on the fact of course that America would not longer be able to tax cosmetics as it is an inevitable booming industry. we could just end up invaiding your lil country to kill your babies..
in conclusion: may I say that the corporations that choose to feed us dirt, are the very corporations that fund this war, WAKE UP AMERICA. -AVEDA, dont play dat.