We got funding from the government to tour. That was real nice of them, we put the money into more lavish accommodation which our groupies really appreciated !
At one of the gigs, it seemed appropriate to take my clothes off and so I did - I'm all about free expression right. You know I'm not one to blag the size of my dick 'n all, I'm not insecure, no really I'm not. But I know that my dick isn't going to make a big impression five rows back. So i've got my guitar at just the right groove y'know.
With a trick like this - well any trick, you gotta know when to call it in, so two tracks later, i spin around showing my ass which confirms what you think you know and I leave the stage.
Crowds appreciate that stuff believe me !  girls with cameras appreciate, so do weird boys with cameras.
Make sure you've got a place to retreat to after the show so you don't get like mobbed by your new found 'friends'.
Have fun with it , you might only ever do it once right !