I'm just now waking up after this crazy dream about my grandfather's best friend Kate selling me pirated computer software for 300 dollars. At the time it didn't dawn on me that Kate doesn't own a computer, and is the most PC illiterate person I know, she's really old school. In addition she was about 60 instead of her age now which is about 80 and practically glowing with beauty. - I've always thought that Kate was a stunning woman.

I was swimming in a pool with this weird person holding onto me around my back in a bear hug who then fell asleep in the process. The song "Juliet" was playing in the background. I didn't realize it while I was swimming, but I was at an SCA get together and I was preparing to leave for Pennsic War. Kate gives me a camp ready bedroom set, period tent, various fun things: chess board, chairs, table, etc... and... AND a complete turkey dinner. (All of these items are set up and have to get broken down for transport) The turkey transformed from meat to wood, and the jigsaw puzzle of wooden pieces kept falling apart as I tried to reconstruct it.

Later, while I was loading a lamp into my truck, I hear a crash and discover that the bed's mattress has collapsed on my friend Drew, who was oddly enough, dressed in pajamas and that Drew's ex fiancé is outside packing the backgammon/chess board and candles  for me. Also, as we put things in the tent (naturally before loading the truck, because in dreamland this made sense) the candles remained lit.

Nothing was being put away the right way. Things that should have been cheap were expensive (the illegal programs) and nothing was getting packed in a way that made sense. Yes I was pissed off, disoriented and still a the same time optimistic. Then I hear this alarm clock going "beep beep" then swiftly speeding up almost so it was a solid sound like "BEEPBEEPBEEP" and I said to Drew:
"Wow your alarm clock is annoying as fuck. Almost like its saying getupgetupgetup"
Then I woke up. My alarm WASN'T going off, I had shut it off about an hour earlier.

My interpretation:

...It's a big bag of weird in my head.