OK so I put out a call to one of the former Death Militia members to write something for the blog and this is what I got back.  Honourable mention to anyone who guesses which fucker/clown sent this in:

"I remember seeing Deathmilitia back in the day In fact I was at everyone one of the second version of the bands shows,So I was really looking forward to hearing there lastest offering.Well turns out that this was one of there only recordings and the bloody thing is over 20 yrs old!,So I listened to the music and was surprised at how strong it was.The lyrics on the other hand I think my grandmother writes better..bloody wanker!..So i wanted to find out what these blokes have been doing lately. I heard that little Dave (he knows who he is) was playing in some 80s rock funk band about screaming indians or something and is back in Canada after dodging a bullet in NewYork Im guessin..The bass player steve or steveo as he calls himself is now starring in a bunch of films were as he and his buds kick the shit out of each other or is that the other steveo? never seen the two of them together makes you wonder.?.The drummer Cory I forget his last name had trouble deciding on being a drummer or a motocross driver so he decided to combine the two and was having a very successful carreer till he got excited and did a drumsolo while doing a backflip on his bike and ended up with a drum stick lodged in his colon ouch.The tall geezer known as big Dave(he knows who he is) was struck down in the prime of his life while when skinnydippin in the Detroit river with some chickies he was bitten by a stingray!.I know what your thinking they usually sting people I guess this guys was rotted off and he decided to bite,The buggers are everywhere these days..And Jason lives in Brampton...Well just thought Id drop you blokes a line keep up the great work lets here something from this decade next time maybe?? keep being dead Deathmiltia and remember  Tap Rules                                     sincerely The Nigel Tufnel"

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