Awesome!

 

HEY MIKE, SORRY ABT YOUR EXPERIENCE AT AIRPORTS! 

I SHARE THE SAME EXPERIENCE 99% OF THE TIME I TRAVEL WITHIN THE US.  I'VE LIVED HERE FOR 30 YRS AND I TRAVEL TO HAWAII TO DO SHOWS AND OTHER STATES TO WATCH MY SON PLAYS PRO PAINTBALL.  OFTEN THOSE MARKING MY TICKETS FOR EXTRA SECURITY CHECK LOOK MORE LIKE A TERRORIST THAN I DO..   YES, MY TEETH ARE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES!!  I GET PICKED FOR THIS LINE I CALLED THE LINE THE GAS CHAMBER LINE..

I WAS BORN IN MALAYSIA AND I HAVE A MOSLEM NAME.   I WEAR REGULAR CLOTHES LEATHER JACKETS AND LONG PANTS WHEN I TRAVEL.. THEY'D CHECK MY HAIR TOO!!  WHEN I TRAVEL WITH MY HALF WHITE KID I STILL HAVE TO GO TO THE GAS CHAMBER LINE.  WHEN MY DAUGHTER WHO WOULD BE WAITING NEARBY CALLED ME MOM, THEN THEY 'D ASK "IS THIS YOUR MOM? " WHEN MY DAUGHTER SAID YES THEN THEY'D IMMEDIATELY LET ME PASS THRU !!   WELL IT'S OK TO DO THEIR JOB BUT TO DO IT WITH DISCRIMINATION IT'S ANOTHER THING..  LUCKILY I DON'T GET CRAP LIKE THAT WORKING AMONG METAL BOYS!!
 

I cant tell you how many times this has happened to me! Like everytime! Just cause you have a shaved head and some tattoos I always get "randomly" selected for one off those fucking security checks! I feel sorry to have to experiance that every once in a while but when your travelling for a living that much be a real bitch.. Soldier up! That's all us people can do!
 

youre the man, mike. fuck the rest. we need a suffo fleet so you can fly private!!!!