Fun is having to explain to a "seasoned" die cutter that you understand that your part's nipples are too high. That you know they are, indeed, "sitting on top of her breasts". Perhaps it is because the rest of the part looks so lifelike that he felt the need to point this out.

Get this lifelike woman on your very own custom cowboy hat done up Lust & Gore style.

We'll even double her up and give her a pair of skates on a military cap.

Why? Because we want to make you feel good all over. That's because we like you best. Another glass of wine and we might even love you.