Ok,

 So the title of my blog post made me sound very Gay! Oh well, I will get over it.

 So my wife tells me that Paul McCartney's ex-wife is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. I begin to laugh uncontrolably. For those of you who do not know, his ex-wife has one leg. How the hell is she going to ballroom dance? My wife watches the show religiously and I am guilty of seeing it. That shit looks tough. I can't wait for her to do the tango and her plastic leg falls off and just stands there in the middle of the dance floor. That is going to be great. About the only dance I could see her getting away with is "If I only had a heart" sequence from Wizard of Oz. (You know where the Tin Man comes alive). Some might say I was in sensitive,NO, I just don't see her getting very far on the show. I mean, how would you feel if you lost to her on the show. Losing a dance contest to a one legged woman is not something I would like to own up to. I can't dance, but with the type of training they get, if someone can't beat her, they are truly pathetic.