You say you don't want clever,
The lines aren't very long
We’re all in this together,
It's just another song.
You're comfy in your trailer,
The video’s a hit,
The boys are dancing round you,
Let no-one call it shit.
The world is getting crazy,
We're heading for a fall,
The simpler times have left us,
Your lyrics say it all.
I mean that most sincerely,
I’m really quite impressed,
You’ve excelled yourself with this one
It towers above the rest.
Your song’s a kind of anthem
Nevermind the awkward rhymes,
It’s got that certain something,
The spirit of our times.
So fear nothing Lily Allen,
No harm will come to you.
The fans are buying the CDs
Your period’s on cue.