Remember when I said I would blog more? That was a lie. But, as Raining Jane nears the end of their spring 2009 tour I was thinking I should share some truths. Here’s the summer preview:

LOS ANGELES RESIDENCY JUNE 2009
      Every Tuesday in June we play at the Hotel Café at 9pm. Every Tuesday except for the last Tuesday because silly June has FIVE TUESDAYS. We are planning all sorts of fun. I think it should be a weekly summer ritual for us all (I mean, we have to be there. But you should come every week toooooo). Actually, I dare you to come every Tuesday (except that last one). And as an incentive, I have organized an award chart! It works as follows:

* Attend all 4 Tuesday nights in June at the Hotel Café with Raining Jane, and you will be invited to the Raining Jane “PIZZA PIG-OUT” in the front lounge on the last night of the residency!
* Attend 3 Tuesday nights in June at the Hotel Café with Raining Jane, and you will be invited to watch all of the beautiful people who attended all four shows eat pizza from outside the velvet ropes. Does anyone have velvet ropes I can borrow?
* Attend 2 Tuesday nights in June at the Hotel Café with Raining Jane, and you will be invited to call in and listen to all the beautiful people who attended all four shows eat pizza. Does anyone have a phone I can borrow?
* Attend 1 Tuesday night in June at the Hotel Café with Raining Jane, and you will be invited to watch a youtube clip of us at the “PIZZA PIG-OUT” posted by one of the beautiful people who attended all four shows. Does anyone have a youtube account I can borrow?
* Attend 0 Tuesday nights in June at the Hotel Café with Raining Jane, and you will       be invited to kiss my ass while I eat pizza on the 5th Tuesday of June (because we don’t play and I won’t be busy with the beautiful pizza people who came to all four nights). Does anyone have a wet nap I can borrow?

Here is the schedule of friends and fellow performers we have invited to join us:

June 2: Raining Jane 9pm
          Javier Dunn 10pm   

June 9: Raining Jane 9pm
            Bushwalla 10pm

June 16: Raining Jane 9pm
              Amy Kuney 8pm

June 23: Raining Jane 9pm
              Sweet Talk Radio 8pm
              The Makepeace Brothers 10pm

You can expect special guests and silly things to happen. We can’t wait to be home for an entire month. It’s gonna be great.

See you soon Los Angeles.
kisskiss (boosboos in farsi),
mona (mona in farsi)