DOUBLE MURDER SUICIDE
By Josh Goldberg

TRACK LISTING:
1. The Rabid Wolverine Attacks
2. Chris Benoit's Kid Had To Die
3. WrestleMania of Love
4. Hell Of A Town
5. The Dogs Are At The Gate
6. German Suplex
7. That Certain Something *No lyrics
8. You Sound Like You're Sick *Ramones Cover
9. Wolverine Party In Heaven
10. The Ballad of Eddie Guerrero
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11 (Bonus Track). I'm Carlito

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THE RABID WOLVERINE ATTACKS
The rabid wolverine attacks, He takes his kid by the neck
And suffocates him with a crossface chickenwing
Death to his own flesh and blood, It was a Wrestlemania of love
You had to know the guy was on something

But when the man is on the mat you know the matches are pretty good

He worked the ring since 84', On a never-ending pain world tour
The Crippler Chris Benoit is coming home
I can not justify his acts, This is nothing like Ed's heart attack
Dementia from a flying swandive headbutt
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CHRIS BENOIT'S KID HAD TO DIE
Up from the dungeons and down to the states
I got the ring tights that are custom made
The perfect family, the perfect pay, But I had just one bad day
The news broke on a Sunday, Chris Benoit has passed away
Y'know, I had the inkling, That it would all turn out sickening

Oh why oh why, Chris Benoit's kid had to die
Mrs. Sullivan, contacting the next of kin
Oh me oh my Chris Benoit has lost his mind
I'm feeling sick, what will we tell all the kids?

What kind of tribute can be made for that?, A hero dead from his own bear hands
He took with him innocent victims, The crossface was a mental sickness
A former US Champ, Turned his back on all his fans

The Four Horsemen will ride
To the Double Homicide
Double Murder Suicide
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WRESTLEMANIA OF LOVE
WrestleMania Of Love
Oh Nancy, woman o' woman, won't you marry me?
My name's Chris, spent 25 years in the wrestling biz
It's alright, We'll never fight
WrestleMania of Love
At our wedding, trading vows in a wrestling ring
It's alright, We'll never fight
Its just desserts, Kevin Sullivan booked his own divorce
It's alright, We'll never fight
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HELL OF A TOWN
Edmonton, yeah, Edmonton, yeah, hell of a town
5 foot 8, yeah, 5 foot 8, yeah, heavyweight
Edmonton, yeah, Lafeyetteville, hell of a town
You could be strangled by your neck
Hung upstairs by your neck
You could've been strangled by your neck
You could have gone crazy in your head
It could've been bad, yeah, it could've been bad
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THE DOGS ARE AT THE GATE
The day begins like any other, I kiss my wife good morning
But something snapped inside and I had visions of my own killing
I couldn't help myself but follow the path laid out before me
A scripted storyline with twists and turns to put on the TV

I'm a lost soul
My blood is cold
The dogs are waiting at the gate

Oh Daniel son please don't wake and see that I have strangled your mom
I placed a BIble right beside her, hoping it would keep her warm
This is not the weekend I imagined, no, I should've gone to work
I grab a pillow case and then I really go fucking berserk
For you
They are waiting for you
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GERMAN SUPLEX
I got hit with a german suplex
And it takes me back
Backwards
The same place Chris Benoit was standing
Brian Pillman
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WOLVERINE PARTY IN HEAVEN
I'm all alone, what happened to you?
I'm on the road driving to you
A Rabid Wolverine
I'm coming up, so you better get the party started
I'm coming up to get the party started
I'm coming up
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THE BALLAD OF EDDIE GUERRERO
The best friend that I ever had was a Mexican lad
Named Eddie Guerrero
Nickname was Latino Heat, stood 6 foot 3
Eddie Guerrero - But he dropped dead, oh no, Eddie Guerrero
Cocaine, steroid, heart of gold, He never grew old
No, he dropped dead-o
Used to drink a pint of gin and cheat to win
But he dropped dead, oh no
Eddie Guerrero

Frog splash from the top rope coming down
Wrestled his way 6 feet under ground

Feuds with Rey and Jericho in Mexico, Eddie Guerrero
E-C-'dub, stuff on You Tube, Chavo too, Eddie Guerrero

He was the best damn heel that Mexico's ever seen
Another victim of McMahon's machine
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I'M CARLITO
I don't know what to do
But I know, I'm still cool
I'm Carlito

Spit an apple in your eye
The IC Champ in 2005
I'm Carlito

An apple a day keeps me this way

Tell Ric Flair that I don't care
From the guy on RAW with the crazy hair
I'm Carlito

An apple a day keeps me this way
Am I heel or face?

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