The following statements are a result of finding out I may fail my Calculus class AGAIN and a major headache... Also it has to do with people lacking any etiquette for public speaking/requesting free stuff over the internet...

Thank the stars for the Colbert Report to calm my nerves. As I'd stated on my shoutbox of my site, the next person to request using the opening phrase "You need/should have..." will trigger me to close the site and burn my fucking computer to the ground. Now I love making graphics, but I've noticed something... No one gives a fuck. Sure I've got a fan base consisting of 12 year old kids that can't pay my non-existing bills, but only increase the pressure to make more graphics instead of studying shit like Calculus and whatever the fuck I need to know to become a successful worker ant in real life. I know I'm fucking pathetic but still... Maybe I should put the site on Hiatus. Or just leave it there to rot for a while and ignore everyone. Or take down the fucking shoutbox. Why am I agitated? Because I'm a fucking reject that's why. Instead of slitting my wrists or burning a squirrel now, I'm typing this online so that millions (Who am I kidding? I'm not that popular...) will read this, or my future department store employer can find this and decide not to hire me last minute. Yes kids, pictures of you smoking weed or drinking while underage may have an effect on your chances of getting employed by large firms. Because they care about your social lives. Don't you fucking dare embarrass their names by posting an image of you smoking weed while holding their mug with their logo on it with the words, "Proud employee."

I realized something. I'm like 21 this year and have only worked 2 real jobs... One lasted 2 months and the other a little over 6, none in which will help my future career of choice/parent's career of choice for me. Because if it were my choice, I'd do graphics all day and night and wouldn't care... As long as I'm paid- Not a lot mind you. Just enough so that I can support myself in a small apartment with the hopes of saving for a future house and starting a family of little delinquents. I can't deal with humans. They will be clones damn it. Or I'll adopt. From what I've seen and heard of pregnancy and childbirth, I could really care less if I missed out on the miracle of life. Not that I fear the pain. But with my impulsiveness and clumsiness, I just know some harm will come to the child while I'm 6 months pregnant, boiling a pot of water over the stove and careless while I'm drying my hair in the bathtub. What was I talking about? Ah yes. I hate my life. My college is a business college with tons of internship and job fairs/opportunities, but why am I still making shitty graphics for kids? At first it was for self esteem, since most of my life my work had been viewed upon as crap, and it WAS. Now it's crap with sprinkles. Fucking sprinkles. My resume. There's no fucking way to spruce up a resume with work experience from Domino's Pizza and SEARS. The department I worked in no longer even exists. it was a joke to start with anyway. What the fuck do I write in a resume? I can use Microsoft Word and make awesome photo-editing of your head merged with another's?

And fuck, I'm going to fail Calculus again. The only way I can pass is getting above an 80 on the next test and guarantee above an 80 on the final. Why is that hard you say? I'm Asian you say? Because I'm a fucking Asian that sucks at math. The world is coming to an end... It's not that I don't understand the concepts of how to calculate the speed of which a diver plummets to the ground with initial velocity of 30 mph and acceleration of 8.25 meters per second... It's that for some reason when I take tests it all just goes out the window. Everything I study for- BLANK. Or if not blank, PURE CONFIDENCE- which ends up being a load of shit. Because upon return of my test papers, I can automatically spot my mistakes before I look at my grade. Then I go, "What he fuck? Why did I do that? What the hell was I thinking?" You'd think a double check at the end of the test would help me... Nooo... Even my checks are shitty, Am I spending too much time on Neopets? Maybe? Will my parents take away my computer for the next year or so? Most likely... They know I'm bad at math. And yes, as long as I live under their roof, I abide by their laws... They don't care if I'm 21. I'm Asian remember? I hate Math. I suck at Calculus. Is it the pressure of tests and knowing I failed once already? Why am I so damn good in the arts but not studying it? Just because my parents say it's a competitive field which I stand no chance in? Have you people read the book, "Rich Dad, Poor Dad"? Neither have I, but my mother has, and it says that people school to work for someone else. People who start their own businesses don't go to school... Rich people teach their kids to have money work for them. Poor people teach their kids, work hard to earn money... Yeah... Well, you always need someone to pump your gas. When's the last time you saw an Asian girl do it? Never? Me neither. What does an art portfolio look like? Oh shit, I'm so pathetic. I can't live without my computer. I need my way to express myself/download mangas and anime.

Still waiting for that freak ice Cream truck accident man... Still waiting... My purpose in life? To make YOU feel like a million bucks. One FUCKING prerequisite that just won't die. I just know I won't be studying that hard for these following tests... I need a miracle. Oh right, they don't happen. Especially to shit like me. Fine then. Excuse me as I bleed an orange. I need to vent. Colbert Report.. Here I come... Damn, I don't vote Republican. Well it depends. Local government, yes. President, no. The daily show isn't on this site... Damn. Oh well. Who is running again?

You who is reading this? What are you doing? Go outside and play. Read a book. Educate yourself so that you can become a good employee to someone else. Don't read the ramblings of a dysfunctional idiot whom you sadly admire the shitty graphics of.. You have a future. You're probably in your early teens. You still have a future. GO WHILE YOU CAN. Use me as an example to your future generations as one of the world's most useless breathing creatures which society could do without...

Oh yes and children, writing properly in English is VERY important if you want to get anywhere in life. When you request something with "YOU NEED" or "YOU SHOULD HAVE", it makes me feel as if after an annoying day at school, I should be getting to your requests immediately, instead of finding a cure for cancer or poverty- amongst the many other real things this planet NEEDS... You see, you're a faceless entity to me. What I judge you on is based on your careful wording. When you write to me in a way that makes me feel like shit, I will immediately reject your request and then write something sarcastic and mean on the shoutbox, making me look like a bigger bitch than I already am. The world NEEDS world pace. It doesn't NEED another Sasuke Uchiha Neopets layout kids. Try using the words, "I would like to REQUEST..." or "Can I ASK that you make a/an..." or Please, Thank You... and the rest... Come on is it that hard? I know you're young without much sense of the business world but... I'm teaching you now. This is serious USEFUL guiding for once. Commercials like McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" or the popular and so very annoying "Where You AT?" pisses the hell out of me. The society already reads below a 6th grade level as a whole. Now we encourage that? Sure commercials are all about sex selling us cars, razor blades, packs of gum and Victoria Secret, or women degrading themselves to smiling while they clean grime off toilets... Or male chauvinist pigs who diss vegetables because it's not "manly" or seen as feminine which somehow refers to being out of place in society or the structure created by some higher power. Yes, feminine males are "gay" while strong women "need to get laid".. You assholes. Next time you decide a guy who takes a paternity leave is a sissy, I'd like for you to imagine having something the size of a small watermelon squeezed and screwed out of your pelvis. Then imagine the role of giving birth to the next generation given to males. Greatest pain to a male is having his balls kicked? Like Henry Cho, a comedian said: "If God decided to switch the childbirth role, guys would just go, okay- no more people!" Oh hell, the purpose of life is to ensure the continuation of the species. Quite frankly, I think we've ruled long enough and can hand it over the the penguins now... Humans have evolved far beyond the "purpose of life." We already have people sworn never to do it. Doesn't that make it all go down the drain? Oh they're useless, they're not reproducing, let's save some breathing air and rid of them... There is no point to life. You're just here because something caused a once cell creature to evolve. If that didn't happen, you wouldn't be sitting there wondering what the meaning of life was. Hell, birds sure don't. They get along with their 2 year lifespan just fine... Eat off the floor. Swoop down on unsuspecting french fry holders... Not have to worry about getting a job to receive paper currency with dead people on it in return for food and shelter. Oh yeah, that's the life. I want to be a bird. So I can soar into the air and shit on the ground as I please. Maybe I'll aim for a predator.

Did I ramble long enough? Good because it's getting late and I want to watch that Colbert Report episode. Copyright Issues...