1. What's your name?
___________
2. Do you like your name? Why or why not?
No. Like 5 other people in the room usually have different variations of it as well.
3. What's your favorite color?
Red
4. What's your favorite band/singer?
None
5. What's your favorite song?
None
6. Do you have any pets? If so, what are they? What are their names?
They died.
7. What color are the walls in your room?
Off White.
8. Do you have any siblings? If so, are they older or younger? What gender? How many?
Two younger brothers
9. Do you hate your life? Why or why not?
Yes. Because it's wasted.
10. What are your fetishes?
None.
11. Who do you love?
Define love...
12. Are you a virgin?
Yes.
13. Do you have any STDs?
No.
14. Are you ugly or pretty?
You tell me...
15. Are you fat or skinny?
Skinny
16. Are you bulimic/anorexic?
I'm naturally skinny bitches. Yay for high metabolism! *eats a burger in your face*
17. What's your favorite food?
Chicken
18. What labels would you use to describe yourself?
Pessimistic, Quiet, Sarcastic, Low Self-Esteem
19. Do you wish you had more/less friends? Or are you happy with the amount of friends you have?
I can count the amount of friends I have on one hand. Anymore would require more hands...
20. Do you like records, tapes, CDs, or mp3s best?
MP3s are easier to acquire/steal.
21. Do you have any talents? What are they?
Making you cry bitch.
22. Do you play any instruments? What are they?
Flute, Piano, Working on Drums.
23. What song are you listening to right this very instant?
My computer humming.
24. Have you ever cybered before?
... It was on cokemusic.com with a bunch of vampire freaks...
25. Have you ever kissed someone that has the same gender as you?
My mom, aunts, grandmother? Romantically, no you bastard.
26. Are you stupid or smart?
Fuckin Retarded. Stupid.
27. What kind of music do you like?
Anything but Reggae.
28. Do you have any regrets?
Yes.
29. Do you wish you could go back in time to fix all your mistakes?
Nope, too lazy.
30. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Humans = NO.
31. Do you hate chatspeak?
I'm too old to understand the latest so yes.
32. Are you a PM/grammar/anything else Nazi?
Only if it's in written form.
33. Do you have AIM, Yahoo, or MSN?
AIM and MSN.
34. Do you have your own website?
Duh, http://theforgottenlair.doesntexist.com I won't count my online portfolio or Plugboard site.
35. Have you ever hacked or spammed someone?
Spammed.
36. Have you ever lied about yourself online?
Yes.
37. Have you ever called someone you met online?
No.
38. Do you know how to swim?
Yes.
39. What is your biggest fear?
Fear itself.
40. What is your stupidest fear?
Lolis.
41. How old are you?
21 in September. Read my MySpace page. It's true.
42. Do you do your homework?
When it's collected and graded.
43. Do you dream at night?
Technically everyone does. It's a matter of if one is capable of remembering their dreams. So yes. And I can wake up and remember half of my dreams.
44. Do you daydream when you're supposed to be paying attention?
No.
45. Do you have a hitlist?
You're on it.
46. Have you ever lied to someone?
Yes.
47. Have you ever had an abortion?
No. I make my boyfriends get the abortion.
48. Do you like George W. Bush?
No. I feel bad for him though.
49. Have you ever murdered someone?
Want to take a number?
50. Do you want to be famous someday?
No.
51. Are you normal?
Define normal. Probably not.
52. Are you popular?
No.
53. Do you have an iPod?
No.
54. Do you like the color yellow?
No.
55. Do any colors scare you?
No.
56. Are you afraid of the dark?
I love it. I feel safer in the dark. Because I CAN SEE YOU...
57. Do you have a shadow?
*checks* Yes.
58. Do you have a reflection?
*checks* Yes.
59. Are you insane?
Not legally.
60. Do you have any mental illnesses?
The daily fear of other humans, large spaces, change, anti-social behaviors...
61. Have you ever worn a straitjacket?
Not while I was awake.
62. Do you like domos or ninjas more?
Ninjas.
63. What's your favorite TV show?
Anime Stuff...
64. What languages do you speak?
Fluent English, Conversational Chinese (Cantonese)
65. What's your favorite movie?
None.
66. Who's your favorite actor?
None.
67. Have you ever had beer/smoked a cigarette/taken drugs?
I've had beer and it tasted gross. I like the expensive stuff. Smoked (took a puff) because my dad was trying to teach that if we tried it, we wouldn't be affected by peer pressure. Never liked the smell anyway. I'm clean of drugs if you don't count over the counter stuff and prescriptions...
68. Are you saving sex for marriage?
I don't know.
69. Have you ever touched a condom?
Box.
70. Do you want to get married one day?
Sure why not...
71. Are you planning on having children when you get older?
Yeah. I feel bad for this planet and the children.
72. I love you. Do you love me?
No. One sided love. Go away.
73. Do you like myspace or real life more?
Neither. MySpace is crap and so is life.
74. Would you rather have myspace friends or real friends?
.... Real friends.
75. What country do you live in?
The Empire formerly known as The United States Of America.
76. Do you cuss?
All the fucking time.
77. How many floors does your house have?
Basement, First Floor, Second Floor, then Attic.
78. Do you have your own room or do you have to share it with someone?
My own.
79. Are planning on going to/already going to/finished college?
I'm in college and planning to finish one way or another...
80. What do you want to be when you grow up?
It's not about what I want to be. It's what my parents are willing to put me through school for. Looks like I'm becoming a business person of some sort...
81. Do you have a best friend?
I'm not sure. They have to think I'm their best friend for that to work right?
82. Do you like talking on the phone?
No. I hate talking. Text or email me please.
83. Are you moody?
Yes.
84. Do you cut yourself?
No.
85. Has anyone that you know ever committed or attempted suicide?
Maybe. I might have ignored them completely, making them worse for all I know. Wrong person to ask for help. I support any means of reducing human population on this planet.
86. Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
Yes. Too bad I reasoned that life was a game that had to be played through. Fuck you brain.
87. Have you ever overdosed on medicine?
No. Read the label.
88. Do you like school?
I liked High School because it was a joke and I think I had friends back then... College sucks. They're Rent-A-Friends for a semester.
89. Do you like cheese?
Yes.
90. Have you ever eaten part of a human being?
Flakes? My own maybe or if someone shed on my food?
91. Have you ever gotten a C in a class?
Plenty in college.
92. Do you watch hentai/porn?
I watched some yaoi and still read it. I hear that's like glorified porn for girls? I think it's a lot more artistic...
93. How many myspace accounts do you have?
Two. I have access to more however.
94. Have you ever stalked someone?
No.
95. Have you ever been stalked by someone?
No one can get within a 100 meter diameter around me without my permission.
96. What stores do you just have to go to when you go to the mall?
MACY's because for some reason my parents always park at that entrance... Unless it's the mall in Jersey. We enter through the Lord & Taylors entrance. Oh but if you mean to window shop, it's Hot Topic.
97. Do you have job? If so, what is it?
Not anymore. Unless making you miserable counts.
98. Do you want to travel to a different country someday? If so, which country?
Does it count if I've already traveled to lots of places? I want to see Europe though.
99. Do you have cable?
Yes. Most of it is useless.
100. Do you like VH1 or MTV better?
Nowadays VH1 has better programs.