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Food for thought:
You are dating your favorite JRocker and you guys decide to hit the streets of New York for vacation. While you guys are holding hands, what appears to be a straight man walks up to your hubby and asks him out, mistakening him for a female.
Thoughts that should run through your mind:
I knew I shouldn't have let "enter name here" borrow my eye-liner...
FUCK! My boyfriend is hotter than I am!
Do I look like a lesbian to you?
No seriously, is my boyfriend hotter than I am?
A funny ending:
Your man says yes, in his deep JRocker voice.
Your hubby looks at the guy, evaluates him, contemplates saying yes, then decides he can do better.
Your JRocker boyfriend proceeds to unzip his pants.
Lesson Learned:
Asian guys can have hotter bodies and faces than you.
Traps are fun.
If cross dressing was more popular in America, we'd have less homophobes.
Your boyfriend is definitely hotter than you.
8:48 PM
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