So I'm on this El train with Sebastian. We're seated behind a couple of male Muslims wearing these ridiculous bright purple clothes. We're talking about boys and having a good time -- nothing crazy, but no doubt that people could here us. As is often the case with the sanctimonious, one of the two Muslims decides to say something as he's getting off the train. "You need to think about your life," he said. "You need to think about your clothes!" Sebastian retorted, laughing. To which I added, "You look like the Grimace." A totally lolsome time was had by all, except the abashed Muslim with the terrible fashion sense.