That dog is ruining my life. I got in a good punch today when he came around the corner. Stupid dog. He never even saw me coming.
I think I'll enjoy some 'nip this evening after my mid-afternoon paper chew. Yes, I love eating reading the paper. Current events thrill me.
Oh, you think I'm lying? Piss off then! And take that!
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I'm sorry. Please love me. Purrrrr… love me, love me, love me.
Too much loving! Back off!
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Meow! Give me that…what is that? A dust bunny? Give it to me! NOW! MEOW!